8 million scientologists finally found

Finally 8 million scientologists have been confirmed to exist!!!

Here is the secret calculation - right off the computer from the I.A.S. (Intenational Association of Scientologists) which is safely floating on the scienos holy ship, the Freewinds:

Basis: Issue no. 56 of the scienos SOURCE Magazine (published in 1987) states in an ad as follows:

"Help make Scientology history! We could give LRH (Hubbard) a Gold Record right now, if every Scientologist inthe U.S. bought only 12 copies of LRH's *Road to Freedom* album."

A footnote to the ad says that the album .... will be recognized as a certified gold record by the Record Industry Association of America when 500,000 copies of the album or cassette are purchased in the U.S.

So we calculate:

a. 500,000 / 12 = 41666.66 scienos in the U.S. (who is that 0.66 scieno?) b. add some staff:+ 3333.33 staff members in the U.S. (is DM that 0.33 scieno?) c. add foreigners: 55000.00 (foreigners only exist as complete humans)

Gives us a total of 100.000 scienos in the world for 1987.

And where are the other 7,900,000 scientologists? -> It is the amounnt of leaflets handed out on the streets and is the scieno's understanding of "reality". "What is true for Milne is true for the world!"

Andrew

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