Fun with RonArtistR on AOL: 1 of 2

After I said all those nice things about AOL in "ARC-Break Hotel," the bum-fuck gateway truncates my posts. Try again.

Here's a sampler of AOL board postings to "AOL Scientologists Comm" in the "Other Religions" folder. (keyword "religion")

Can you guess which ones were deleted by the board monitor? On July 4th, no less. What a sense of timing, huh? Might be wise to delete "America" from AOL. Still, it's supposed to be a business, after all. I don't know of _any_ other boards, christian, pagan or whatever, that are so routinely scrubbed of any dissenting opinion. Don't they charge for this kind of service? (keyword "amway")

We open our saga as Cerberus blunders into the discussion while the participants are wondering whether _every_ pro-CoS poster on the board is an FSM.

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Subj Clearing the Internet
Date: 95-07-01 17:50:39 EDT
From: Cerberus

Hi!

Just thought I'd pop in here from the "Debate" Scientology folder where I usually hang out and alert you all to the GREAT job AOL's own RonArtistR did in the internet newsgroup alt.religion.scientology.

As some of you know, alt.religion.scientology is an internet newsgroup which was opened up by fraud and which has become a cesspool of entheta spread by SP's. You wouldn't believe some of the lies that get posted there.

The few Scientologists who tried to post the truth there were drowned out by swarms of SP's posting:

(1) bogus documents alleging that CSI is run by a bunch of crooks,

(2) fantastic stories supposedly about L. Ron Hubbard,

(3) absurd fabrications which are presented to the gullible public as upper OT level "secrets."

Up to a week ago, there were 300-400 posters per week on the newsgroup and an estimated 30- 40 THOUSAND readers! Can you imagine?

Not any more. A week ago, RonArtistR took time off from his busy schedule to handle alt.religion.scientology. After initially lulling the group into a false sense of security by pretending to be totally clueless, Ron went on the attack. In a few well-crafted messages, he challenged everyone there with their withholds -- why were they wasting time on this newsgroup attacking something they know nothing about? Didn't they have anything better to do?

And you know what? IT WORKED! According to Ron's own estimate, there are only 28 die- hard SP's left in the newsgroup. Ron effectively neutralized even that pitiful remnant -- they are all caught up in trying to distinguish an "acceptable truth" from a lie.

This is so amazing! I bet Ron is at least an OT VIII. Somehow he managed to use his OT powers to transmit a perfect tone 40 through cyberspace! All the wogs suddenly realized that they had better things to do with their time. (They don't, of course, but hey, it's comforting to know that an OT can control a mob scene like that.)

Anyway, thanks to RonArtistR, it's safe to go see for yourself. Keyword "newsgroups," punch up "Expert Add," type alt.religion.scientology, punch up "Read My Newsgroups," and there you are! All you'll see is the same 28 people complaining that Ron "lied" to them. I know Scientology is about saving the planet, but do we have to save everybody? Even these guys?

I'll leave that up to Ron. You can still watch him do that OT magic on the lees of the newsgroup. But do it fast. My guess is that the newsgroup will be deleted by next week.

Congratulations Ron!

I can't wait to go OT. Incidentally, you can still catch some of the flapdoodle the SP's were passing off as upper OT materials on a couple of WWW sites. I suggest:

David Dennis' Amazing Internet Services WWW Home Page: http://amazing.cinenet.net/scientology.html

or

Ron Newman's Web Page: http://www.mit.edu:8001/people/rnewman/

It's so incredible. There's a bunch of nonsense about "body thetans" who live in clusters on your body and who are really people killed by a demonic space emperor named Xenu 75,000,000 (!) years ago and dumped on Earth. There's more (Jesus Christ was never crucified, and he was a whiny, fat pederast -- yeah, right), but it's so sickeningly STUPID! I think the most insulting entheta being spread on alt.religion.scientology is the idea that ANYONE, much less a Clear, would believe such claptrap!

Thank God Ron cleaned up that toxic waste dump. Can't wait until I muster the cash to go OT myself and learn the REAL truth. Just watching Ron in action is inspiration enough for me. I'm saving my pennies.

Cerberus __________________

For when my outward action doth demonstrate
The native act and figure of my heart
In compliment extern, 'tis not long after
But I will wear my heart upon my sleeve
For daws to peck at. I am not what I am.

Othello, Act I, Scene 1 **********************************************

Subj Re:Is everyone here an FSM? Date: 95-07-01 20:20:12 EDT From: RonArtistR

Did you read that *****'s post here? Now that was funny!

Poor Artie can't post negative/attack things here anymore. Three cheers for the, huh?? : )

So he reposts some little attack thing on me here, but has to take all the vulgarities and personal attacks out of it, and ends up with all ***** in it!! That's funny.

Keep thanking AOL staff for making AOL a popular place to be, okay? Thanks AOL staff for a great job well done!

Ron

Subj Re:Is everyone here an FSM?
Date: 95-07-01 20:22:18 EDT
From: RonArtistR

For the record, I should say I've put thousands of hours of my time and much money into getting a Mission established somewhere in Central California. We're very close to getting the first steps done, and I'm obviously not going to set it up as a personal gain type of thing. Setting up a Mission is VERY important, and a big job, if done correctly.

Ron

Subj Re:Clearing the Internet
Date: 95-07-01 20:35:25 EDT
From: RonArtistR

I agree with Cerberus about the need to clear the Internet of the little bit of garbage out there. Don't bother your good time looking at any of it.

There really are only about 30 or so very busy and very NOISY negative people on Internet related to us.

The AOL folders alone overwhelm with our theta and postitive work here the few who post regularly in negative fashion somewhere else. Of course, don't go looking for false information on Internet that is supposed to be Scientology, unless you've got all your Bridge done, the planet cleared and all wars and suffering ended here on Planet Earth. Until then, our time is too valuable to bother with a few small minded folks making things up, mainly for themselves. Ron

Subj Re:Clearing the Internet
Date: 95-07-01 21:26:30 EDT
From: Cerberus

RonArtistR>>I agree with Cerberus about the need to clear the Internet of the little bit of garbage out there.... Don't bother your good time looking at any of it.<<

Ron is too modest. Really, look up alt.religion.scientology. Ron cleared the whole newsgroup.

>>There really are only about 30 or so very busy and very NOISY negative
people on Internet related to us.<< You bet. And they are SO confused. Ron told them he was not an FSM. Ain't that a hoot? Dumb wogs thought he was saying he had NO interest in the growth of Scientology. In fact, he has a 15% interest in every wog that stumbles into San Luis Obisbo (sp?).

>>The AOL folders alone overwhelm with our theta and postitive work here
the few who post regularly in negative fashion somewhere else.<< Frappin' A'. Since everybody here is an FSM, I'd like to put myself up for bids. Anybody doing a mission to hell? Are your stats in the toilet. Hey! Here I am. Soak me.

>>Of course, don't go looking for false information on Internet that is
supposed to be Scientology, unless you've got all your Bridge done, the planet cleared and all wars and suffering ended here on Planet Earth.<< Otherwise, folks will be telling you about the damnedest things. Marcabs 'n Xenu 'n whatnot. Listen to Ron. He won't be peddling such b.s. No Xenu while Bosnia is going on, right Ron?

>>Until then, our time is too valuable to bother with a few small minded
folks making things up, mainly for themselves.<< Or better yet, Ron, since it is no news when dog bites man, make some news.

Bite me.

Cerberus _________________________________

O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
My tables -- meet it is that I set it down,
That one may smile and smile, and be a villain.

Hamlet, Act I, Scene 5
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Subj Re:Clearing the Internet Date: 95-07-02 00:53:06 EDT From: DianeR2263

GREAT news, Cerberus! Aren't we lucky to have a hero like Ron to clean up that snake pit and spread a little theta comm in its place. I'm sure no one out there in the wog world has ANY idea of the hours of hard work our own RonArtistR has put into getting things right on this sorry little planet.

Now, if we can just get the stats up on AOL and get our VERY OWN folder, we won't have to share space with all these other dorky so-called religions. Let's POST, POST, POST those wins, folks. That's the only way we're going to do it. If Ron's willing to venture into the a.r.s. lion's den for us, the least we can do is get our stats up so he's not the only poster here.

ML

Subj Re:Re.: Miracle? Date: 95-07-02 01:36:00 EDT From: DianeR2263

RonArtistR writes:

I'm sure all of us have experienced how weak our immunity system can get when we've gotten mentally weak from supression, unwanted thoughts, etc. It would make sense that the worst immunity disease around could be related to this.

I know of people with the HIV virus who have never been sick. This may be the key to why that is.

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What a profound thought, Ron! You are truly a Renaissance Man! If only the medical community would use the tech, all those psychosomatic diseases like AIDS would disappear in no time. Have you considered setting up an AIDS auditing center in San Luis Obispo? I'm sure it would be a great win for both you and the community. ML,

Subj Re:Is everyone here an FSM? Date: 95-07-02 01:38:51 EDT From: DianeR2263

RonArtistR writes:

For the record, I should say I've put thousands of hours of my time and much money into getting a Mission established somewhere in Central California. We're very close to getting the first steps done, and I'm obviously not going to set it up as a personal gain type of thing. Setting up a Mission is VERY important, and a big job, if done correctly. _______________________________

It's a big job, Ron, but you're just the man to do it!

ML,

Subj Re:Clearing the Internet Date: 95-07-02 01:49:20 EDT From: DianeR2263

You are SO right, Ron! Why waste time on all that a.r.s. entheta when you can bask in the warmth of the TRUTH here on AOL.

I do think you made a typo in your post, though. You're probably so busy doing your part to clear the planet, you just didn't get all the zeros in. According to the latest Arbitron rating, the alt.religion.scientology newsgroup on the Internet had 35,000 readers last month!

Why would all those people bother with that entheta when they can read the great WINS that Scientology's really all about right here? I'll bet there are at least 35,001 readers of this folder alone. And it's all because of the great job people like you are doing right here, Ron.

Meanwhile, folks, let's help Ron out a little, okay? I'm not talking about more posts, I'm talking about more participants. We can do it! We can have more people reading the truth here than read all that bad comm going on over in a.r.s. There have GOT to be a few more people besides Koreen B, DynamicDan, LA Barbie, and BobJones4 reading this. ML,

Subj Re:Clearing the Internet Date: 95-07-02 01:52:18 EDT From: DianeR2263

Cerberus (that ol' dog) writes:

Frappin' A'. Since everybody here is an FSM, I'd like to put myself up for bids. Anybody doing a mission to hell? Are your stats in the toilet. Hey! Here I am. Soak me.
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Quit lying, Cerb! You know doggone well everyone here isn't an FSM. Take Koreen B, for example. She's no FSM. She works at an ORG, for cryin' out loud. You're one sick puppy. ML,

Subj Kibbles 'n bits Date: 95-07-02 05:13:08 EDT From: Cerberus

Cerberus [earlier 'n at least two sheets to the wind]>>> Frappin' A'. Since everybody here is an FSM, I'd like to put myself up for bids. Anybody doing a mission to hell? Are your stats in the toilet. Hey! Here I am. Soak me.<<<

The shamelessly seductive DianeR2263 replies >> Quit lying, Cerb! You know doggone well everyone here isn't an FSM. Take Koreen B, for example. She's no FSM. She works at an ORG, for cryin' out loud. You're one sick puppy.<<

Ooof! Get a little toasty, roll over on your back hopin' to get yer tummy scratched, and some lady comes atcha with a rolled up newspaper. RonArtistR is right. Gotta get off these boards and start workin' on the planet. The Marcabs can't do it alone, y'know.

Geez Diane, when you're swimmin' with sharks, it's hard to tell the makos from the great whites. Pardon me for living.

But as long as I'm here, I'd like to pose a question. What's with all the R's? We got RonArtistR and WonderfulR and DianeR. Was you all kings and queens in some former incarnation, like Elizabeth R? Did you ever enslave a population?

None o' my business, I suppose. Not qualified to audit anybody -- not while my ruin is still Burger King and Jack Daniels. I *did* destroy a planet once, but that was a long time ago before there were anything like franchised fast food or fast religion outfits to distract me. If you gotta be a sick puppy, now's the time to do it. The bars are open for another 15 minutes.

Cerberus ________________________

Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?
Twelfth Night, Act II, Scene 3
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