Re: Clam FAQ time again

In article <3v48qh$f7h@styx.uwa.edu.au>, Travis Morien <phantom@tartarus.uwa.edu.au> wrote: >
>William Barwell (wbarwell@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM) wrote:
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>: ------------------------ CLAM FAQ --------------------------
>: Warning! Top Secret Clam facts are about to be exposed.
>: This may cause jaw pain and extreme cases of uncontrolled
>: laughter.
>:
>: All over the internet, the latest question due to well known
>: controversies originating from alt.religion.scientology seems to
>: be, "What is this bit about clams?" "Why do people on ARS think
>: this is funny?", and the ever popular, "Can I be in on the joke?"
>:
>:
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>The scientologists roped me in last year for a personality test.
>Actually, I thought long and hard over each question, so as to present
>myself in the best possible light. Somehow, it seems that I need their
>help, desperately!
You know, I bet they tell that to everybody.

Best thing to do if asked if one wants to take their personality test is to say, "No thanks, I'm pretty sure I have a personality. No need to test to see if I have one". And walk away giggling.

Poor little clams! snap! Snap! Snap! Poor little clams! snap! Snap! Snap! Poor little clams! snap! Snap! Snap! Pope Charles SubGenius Pope Of Houston Slack!