Re: Fun with Ron on AOL: 2 of 2

In article <visnet-1007951713480001@dal04.onramp.net>, visnet@onramp.net (Sri Changiana Saar) writes:

>Helldog,
YOOOUUU RRRAAAANNNNGG?

>I read both messages.
>
>I.
>
>AM.
>
>DYING.
>
>WITH.
>
>LAUGHTER!
Got one!

No wait. Not a clam. Doesn't count.

>GOOD Job! Good boy!
>
>I've got three rawhide bones for ya! Clam flavored!
{Cerberus sits up, whimpers, whines, slobbers aconite all over the carpet}

>Now what have I told you time and time again? PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD
>BEFORE EATING IT!!! That was a great start, but feel free to keep
playing >awhile longer.
No can do, Boss. They deleted me. On AOL the cancelpoodle is Steve Case. To complain, write Sermoner1@aol.com.

>Sri Changiana Saar, Merchant of Chaos,
>Crown Supplier to the Knights of Xenu
So are you, like, Order of the Garter? Reminds me of a story.

Edward I purchased a eunuch shipped all the way from Constantinople to guard his current mistress. One day while she was dressing, she noticed that the eunuch was displaying an unseemly and un-eunuch-like interest in her hosery.

So she yelled at Ed, "Honey! Swat Kemal. He pants."

And Edward I answered, "Wouln't dream of it, Lady. Say, when did you learn French?"

Word-clearing that ancient yarn should kill off at least a couple of Scientologists. Gotta keep my stats up, y'know.

Cerberus ____________________

Men have died from time to time and worms have eaten them, but not for love.

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