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The Cerberus Archive
Cerberus is the most articulate and hilarious poster I have seen walking the hallowed halls of ars. Just about everything he writes is worth saving. To make this archive more readable, I have put his most important prononcements in bold.In his debut post, Memo from a Wog Dog, Cerberus tells Scientology how to reform itself. In a follow-up, he offers some sympathy for our infamous friend Woody the Clambot.
In Demonology 101, Cerberus continues by revealing Vera's true nature. Woody the Clambot wrote a response, and Cerberus followed up with this gem.
In Auditing ARS, Cerberus suggests some steps that can be taken to end the current crop of obnoxious Scientology tactics.
Strange Attractors tells us of the secrets revealed by the "Greek chorus in the killfiles"
Cerberus assures us that he's here for the long haul
Cerberus answers his fan mail. And then he answers more fan mail
Cerberus once again sympathises with our faithful friend Woody. Being called the Mule isn't such a bad rap. Or so he says.
A new Cerberus classic, ARC-Break Hotel updates us on the latest ars freak show. Cerberus gets caught with his pants down. Here he replies to his friend Medusa
Cerberus reflects on Woody's status as a National Public Radio star
Special Cerberus "Fun with AOL" section
America Online, a service much hated by most Internet users, scores a few more negative points with its handling of Scientology. They have created Scientology forums in which strict censorship rules: Nobody who opposes the Church in any way whatsoever is tolerated.Cerberus begins the fun. Here's the second (and final, alas) part
Cerberus' response to comments on his AOL posts.
Henry tells us how we could fight back against AOL's censorship.
Tony Sidaway reviews how AOL supports false advertising for the cult in their forums.