Re: Repost just for Woody: Auditing ARS

Supposed to be sulkin' in my tent, but dogs don't sulk too good, so I got distracted and went walkabout for a couple of days that turned into ten before I knew it. When I got back there were 3000+ unread messages on alt.religion.scientology, and me with no killfile.

Worse yet, Mother Michele, that very French avatar of Aphrodite (who was French from the beginning, I think), left me a billy-doo, and I didn't see it.

MM, I am a cad, a cur, a dog of a dog and ugly to boot. Were it not for e-mail I would be an ignorant caddish, ugly cur. As it is, I'm all aquiver -- with no arrows in it, unfortunately, due to an accident involving an unadvised nap at the vet's.

In message <luvalle.100.0027C16E@primenet.com> luvalle@primenet.com (Mother Michele) wrote: >cerberus@aol.com writes: [snip!]
>cerberus@aol.com writes: [snip!] >lots of stuff, tres interessant. As you know,
>lots of stuff, tres interessant. As you know, >three heads are better than one to figure it out.
>three heads are better than one to figure it out. Figure what out? Wait, wait... I'm so out of practice at this. Where did I leave my silk shirt and gold chains? Thank God, my hair has finally grown out long enough so I can comb it over my bald spot. Don't worry, MM, it's not on any of my heads.

>Cerberus, dear, I have brought you a little cake.
>Cerberus, dear, I have brought you a little cake. >Come over here pres de moi and well chat a bit as we watch the
>Come over here pres de moi and well chat a bit as we watch the >Styx tumble by.
>Styx tumble by. "Tumble." She said "tumble," heh, heh.

>>Agree? No? I'd like some feedback on this. Should the flame war on
>>Agree? No? I'd like some feedback on this. Should the flame war on >>a.r.s. go on forever? How do you propose we end it?
>>a.r.s. go on forever? How do you propose we end it? >
> >The flame war, like hell, serves a purpose. Those who don't like the
>The flame war, like hell, serves a purpose. Those who don't like the >heat can skeedaddle. No matter what your reputation, I'm sure you'll
>heat can skeedaddle. No matter what your reputation, I'm sure you'll >allow exit. Oui? Let the children play out of ear shot while the adults
>allow exit. Oui? Let the children play out of ear shot while the adults >have a discussion.
>have a discussion. "Huis clos" is pretty much the rule. But I'm open to suggestions. ("Adult." She said "adult.")

>>Well, I've done my part. To summarize:
>>Well, I've done my part. To summarize: >
> >>1. Woody & the Markabs have successfully ratholed the discussion on
>>1. Woody & the Markabs have successfully ratholed the discussion on >>a.r.s.
>>a.r.s. >
> >Oh, non, pas de tout. One can get along very well circumventing the
>Oh, non, pas de tout. One can get along very well circumventing the >venting. You know: plonk!
>venting. You know: plonk!

Think quick, Cerberus. She thinks you've got a big plonker. Maybe if I changed my ISP... Maybe if I comb that hair *this* way... Oh damn.

>>2. Cerberus is gonna flounce off to his tent and sulk like
>>2. Cerberus is gonna flounce off to his tent and sulk like >>Achilles until somebody finds him a girlfriend.
>>Achilles until somebody finds him a girlfriend. >
> >Would you need three? Otherwise, one would feel one had an audience.
>Would you need three? Otherwise, one would feel one had an audience. Y'know, Michele, that's always been a problem. The others always promise not to look, but they do anyway. Then they make rude comments about the way I comb my hair. Momma Echidne said there'd be days like this.

[snip Vera's panties 'n some other stuff]

>>9. Freezone! Rah! Let 'em have CoS. Don't know who they are or what
>>9. Freezone! Rah! Let 'em have CoS. Don't know who they are or what >>they believe, but I really like the name.
>>they believe, but I really like the name. >There are some interesting FZers, and they hang out with some wild
>There are some interesting FZers, and they hang out with some wild thangs, >shows how tolerant they are, except, of course, of Poodles and other
>shows how tolerant they are, except, of course, of Poodles and other >"pretend" dogs.
>"pretend" dogs. Wait! Pretend dogs? Uh oh.

>>10. What kind of conclusions are these? Is this guy nuts, or
>>10. What kind of conclusions are these? Is this guy nuts, or >>what?
>>what? >Ah, non, jamais de la vie! Le chien est formidable.
>Ah, non, jamais de la vie! Le chien est formidable. Formidable, huh? And there you have it. She's making fun of the size of my ISP. They all do sooner or later. Back to the ARC-Break hotel. Oh merde.

Cerberus <sigh> __________________________

...Disguise, I see, thou art a wickedness, Wherein the pregnant enemy does much. How easy is it for the proper-false In women's waxen hearts to set their forms! Alas, our frailty is the cause, not we! For such as we are made of, such we be.

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