Re: Anyone seen my nephew?

In message <fannin-120695180604@slip888.rmii.com> fannin@medusa.com (Medusa) writes:

>Has anyone seen my nephew? He's about six feet tall,
>Has anyone seen my nephew? He's about six feet tall, >has three heads, is mostly black, wears raybans
>has three heads, is mostly black, wears raybans >on one head, bifocals on the other, overbite,
>on one head, bifocals on the other, overbite, >growls a lot but likes having the back of his necks
>growls a lot but likes having the back of his necks >patted, lives in Hades (286/AOL gateway).
>patted, lives in Hades (286/AOL gateway). >
> >Tell 'im his Aunty is looking for him.
>Tell 'im his Aunty is looking for him. >-----------------------------------------------------------------

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>               Medusa, the Gorgeous Gorgon

>               Medusa, the Gorgeous Gorgon
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Busted big time.

No not Auntie eM -- I mean me. Think Satan issued Medusa a bum-fuck 286 and a spare AOL disk? Not on your life, brother. She's a big-time in Styx Org -- kind of like Vera/Chis. Bet she's using a Sparc, at least. So what does she use it for? Stompin' on poor Cerberus, who's just tryin' to have a little fun with the mortal wogs.

Wull, OK there's another reason. Recently, Medusa got a look at Cerberus' woody, and she's been turning it to stone on a regular basis. Didn't mean to lead none of you other ladies on... Wasn't my fault really. I mean, here she is, yuppie management-bot with a office and a secretary and a big computer and her own damned _node_ ferchrissakes, and what am I? Just some muscular, well-endowed guy who works on the loading dock, that's who.

Well, she digs my shades, and the snakes tickle, and the fact that she's my aunt don't matter in Hades. What the hell, sez I. So now she's using my preclear folders to track me down.

What's a poor dog to do? I'm just the boy-toy of a management bitch. Anybody see "Disclosure?" "The Graduate?" (First person to mention "plastics" gets a free Xandria catalogue.) Anybody know a cheap lawyer?

Cerberus

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