Free Woody!

> Who was that masked man?

Please. Big dog.

> This is the best a.r.s. delurk I have ever seen.

Thenk yew, thenk yew. "Delurk." I like it. Sounds military.

> I wonder if Woodywill bless it with a follow-up.

That reminds me.

FREE WOODY! Damn it all.

Talbot, Milne and Vera can't seem to quit sounding like KGB agents on helium. But Woody comes across like a regular grunt.

It's a compliment, Woody. Been a grunt myself. Fuck the brass -- little blue suits and all. Brass is brass. They ALL act like they're gonna save humanity -- could have done it by now if everybody else would just quit fucking up. I personally have never met an officer who could save piss in a bucket. Maybe you've had better luck. Somehow I doubt it.

Woody, your efforts on a.r.s. have been nothing less than sisyphean and heroic. I hope somebody appreciates your efforts. However, judging the bouquet of your responses, your working conditions are anaerobic.

I worry about you, Woody. Are you getting enough exercise and fresh air? Those guys treating you right?

HEY VERA! Woody needs some R&R! Let him out. Get him laid. It's cruelty incarnate in a world that features perpetually juicy nuns to keep him locked up this way. 'Specially since he's been busting his ass for the Church.

I wouldn't treat a dog like that.

Cerberus
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"Walkies is a Constitutional rite." Barbara Woodhouse