Re: Chris Miller: Getting a makeover?

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In article <3v0vce$76d@hplvec.lvld.hp.com>, Mike_Reuss@HP-Loveland-om10.om.hp.com (Michael Reuss) writes:
~Chris Miller is gone, her persona's usefulness is used up, its pupose of
~handling cherch of $clamitology critics having failed miserably. Her sphincter
~was abused by the critics, so she is discarded as easily as one throws out an
~experienced tampon, or heavily soiled panties.  Ironically, the Miller
~persona is discarded in much the same fashion as elderly and sick scieno C-Org
~member get discarded by the cherch when they stop producing revenue for the
~cherch.

Can you say "offloaded"? I knew you could.

~But unlike the elderly and sick Miller will be back with a new name.  He/she/it
~is simply getting a makeover.  Look for a new virulent lying strain of the
~persona that had been Miller to appear here on A.R.S. within the next couple of
~days.

Back in the "Handle Internet" boiler room somewhere in Clam Central, we see
some figures lurking about. Now, Clam Central can be anywhere those silly clams
feel like putting it, depending on how much RPF help was available to move the
filing cabinets, desks and computers a few times a day. The RPFers' Ethics
conditions don't allow much else, and they have to Keep Scientology Working at
all costs!

One short figure is listening to a taller figure. As the shorter one appears to
be scratching his posterior, he is listening to the taller one speak.

"They outed `Chris Miller' on us, Cap'n Dave! How do those low-toned squirrels
do it?"

"It's that SP Dennis Erlich, Mister! And don't you forget it, or you'll be
chipping paint until I feel like telling you to stop! He is projecting his
Intentions on all of those on the Internet; and he has them believing that we
send out PIs to harass others, when he broke the law. Those who do will be
critical."

"Yes, sir; but we still have other problems! Like how are we going to stop
SCAMIZDAT?"

"Don't remind me about SCAMIZDAT!" our dimunitive leader barks as he makes
another neurotic motion to his buttocks. "I can still feel its effects! Those
suppressive non-entities are cutting into our G[ross ]I[ncome]!"

"But we still need a replacement..."

"I know, I know; who can we put there who's able to take them on?"

The conversation continues in lower tones as our Exteriorization process takes
us away from Clam Central...

When will we be over the influence of the clams? Stay tuned...

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