Re: ARS BIGOTS MOCK TRUTH

In article <axg708.1180.2FBAE7E7@cscgpo.anu.edu.au>, axg708@cscgpo.anu.edu.au (Ashraf Ghebranious) wrote:

>
> >On Mon, 15 May 1995 15:24:35 GMT, Rick Sherwood (noodle@netcom.com) wrote:
> >
> > You are not in the real world. You have this bigoted fantasy
> > going called ARS, born a fraud and a joke, and you fail
> > miserably to see that it is demonstration of your failings.
>
> Scientology was also born a fraud and a joke. It was also created by the
> bigoted fantasy of a bigamist. How many wives did the Hubbard cheat on Woody?
> Here is a hint...how many wives did he have? And on top of this the creep has
> the gall to publish a marriage guidance book.
It's alright, milne, I'll answer this one.

Hubbard was carrying out research when he married several times. He had only one leg at the time (the other one was blown off defending Singapore against the Japanese - this was just after he fought valiantly against Rommel in the North Africa campaign). While laid up with this injury, Hubbard was able to solve the problem of how to feed the starving millions of the world (took him at least a couple of days to do this) as well as "auditing out" his injury. Touch assists helped as well (he had a couple of mistresses on the side).

His new leg said,

"I was only a stump until I discovered Scientology. Hubbard's auditing techniques allowed me to grow back to my original length. Indeed the techniques were so successful that I am six inches longer that I used to be. I do get dizzy sometimes, as Ron seems to spend a great deal of his time walking round in circles......"

A professor of Applied Linguistics in Religious Philosophy at Sequoia University said,

"I was amazed at the success of his well researched techniques. His use of Dianetic methods to successfully overboard several wives led to his remarkable marriage guidance book. Since reading it, I have had seven successful marriages, plus any amount of bits on the side. My latest wife has managed to infiltrate four government agencies including the CIA - I like to call her Snow White".

How anyone can continue to doubt the above when it is so evidently true appals me. Only religious bigots could doubt Hubbard's word on this.

(OK, woody, now do your worst! <grin>)

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