Some great comic relief

wbarwell@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM (William Barwell) suggests that we fight the CoS with Froggy

henry asks how such a mornonic book as Dianetics could be published. A hilarious rant!

Tilman Hausherr and friend gives us a satirical cosmology of a Banana Religion

William Barwell shows why management by statistics never works in the long run.

William Barwell tells Vera to be sure and dispute the legality of the Erlich Defense Fund

heather@oo.com (Heather Moore) gives a critical review of the CoS Volenteer Minister's Handbook

Modemac describes the Church of the SubGenius' attitude towards criticism. (This should show Church of Scientology posters that there is another way of dealing with critics!)

cuthulu reports on Hubbard's Wartime Aventures as told in the June 1995 Raiders' Digest

tilman@berlin.snafu.de (Tilman Hausherr) presents the Church of Scientology Barbie Doll Collection. Cris Lyman adds the Hacker Barbie to the catalogue, and M Council chimes in with Ingram and Kobrin entries.

The Squirrelle and Tony Sidaway investigate a new particle, the woodon

Mike_Reuss@HP-Loveland-om10.om.hp.com (Michael Reuss) presents his chart showing the Evolution of Man

John Ritson <john@jritson.demon.co.uk> compares Scientology to the Monster Raving Loony Party in the UK.

Andy Milne gets caught in an interesting lie. Ron Newman catches it and Diane Richardson tells us more Poor Andy!

Tony Sidaway <Tony@sidaway.demon.co.uk> reminds us why The Sisters of the Prepetually Juicy is "an unusual order".

The Church claims 8 million members, and yet an274865@anon.penet.fi (Andrew McPherson)'s count of the number of likely Scientologists comes up way short. Michael Reuss tells us where the missing Scientologists might be found.

peter@petermc.demon.co.uk (Peter McDermott) asks why we'd give Black PR Training to a humble backhoe driver

clara@holsoft.demon.co.uk (Sister Clara) tells us of the Incredible Feats of L Ron Hubbard

Tony Sidaway <Tony@sidaway.demon.co.uk> reviews Tom Lasher's Candid Admission

matthew@te.rl.ac.uk (Matthew Bassett (Ext. 6571) gives us a review of L Ron Hubbard's Science Fiction 'blockbuster" battlefield-earth.html

Is this the language of a Communication God? You be the judge.

The boss of Co$ is a corpse, of course,
and no one can talk to a corpse, of course ...
For the rest, check out Mr Dead!

In a shocking development, L Ron Hubbard himself gives us support for this section. Attaboy Ron! Unfortunately, William Barwell was able to find some contradictory evidence

Tweek's proposal to create a Pro-Scientology Web Page was shortly followed up by his own hilarious attempt to create one. Funniest thing I've read in weeks; be sure to check out this one!

Modemac calls on us to Tell Scientologists about ARS

Steve Jones asks: Can Dianetics Raise the Dead?, and gets a follow-up: Yes!

Andrew Testa's evidence tells us that Hubbard has claimed that Dianetics can cure disease

Modemac issues an invitation to the Freezone Wow. Vera tells an attorney joke!

Why CoS Planted books get removed from libraries

Tony exposes the Church of Scientology's attitude towards the acceptable truth, and solicits suggestions for a FAQ.

Tony catches Milne in a really silly lie

William Barwell tells us more on our hero's Illustrious War Career

Roger Waters tells us of Big Wins for Siamology!

Dan McKinnon asks a pointed question: What would Scientologists put on a Pro-CoS Web Site?

Steve Kohler asks what to do if he was not a clam but a Shrimp in past lives

David C Smith discusses more of the Church's latest bizarre attempts to make ars unreadable.

Deana follows up on the Bestseller Question, with some pointed questions for Milne.

More accounts of How Scientology Creates Bestsellers

Roger Waters gives some advice for the owner of a wayward cat

Nico Garcia and Deana tell us the latest news on Xenu the Cat

Elizabeth McCoy (via Martin Hunt, since Elizabeth's original post didn't make it to my site) comments on her mention in my ars players FAQ

Ah, sweet memories! A new offering of nostalgic Scientology Songs Not Available in Stores!

Dan McKinnon gives us Microsquish-Org, a hilarious parody of Scientology and Microsoft's own Bill Gates.

The Squirrelle gives us some Strange Marcab Thoughts

Steve A says it's time to Adopt a $cientologist!

Patrick Jost ponders some ideas as to how the CoS found Tarla's identity

Jim Fetters writes the hilarious Wonderfulr SP Declare Notice on behalf of "BOB" and the Church of the SubGenius.

DobbsThink gives us the Message from LRH in escape craft LEXUS

The Squirrelle opens Cluecorp to give Scientologist posters fresh clues from the store. Later on, he also tells us about the Flopping Clams

Tom Maynard reveals a startling new clam theory, which could completely vindicate LRH's analysis, and Diane Richardson continues by revealing the truth about the Exploding Bivalves' role in Hubbard's glorious war record.

Beebo Brinker asks the provocative question Was Dave Rhodes a Scientologist?

There's nothing like The Sound of Two Xenus Fighting over which one is real

David Miscabbage asks some Imponderable Questions