news from Scientologist Barbie !

Clearwater, FL, 5/20/95

The "Scientologist Barbie" collection is expanding ! We are very excited to present you more friends of Barbie and Ken:

• Helena Kobrin doll, with grey-coloured face. Includes special device to keep doll temperature 10 degrees below room temperature, and pink allergy-tested lipstick that girls can use for themselves ! (batteries not included) $ 3,275

• Andrew Milne doll. Has a special scanning pen with OCR ability. This pen can turn any read sentence into the opposite. Use it on a copy of the "Washington Post" and submit your own articles to "Freedom Magazine" ! Complete with scan-o-lie pen and one year subscription to "Freedom Magazine". (ink refill not included) $ 2,595

• "Woody" doll. Can speak five sentences, three of which can be downloaded from your PC ! Two are already in the firmware: "Scientology is expanding" and "You only create hate". (serial cable not included) $ 1,595

• Vera Wallace doll. Available with two personalities, both not sold to underage children. Requires Helena Kobrin doll to work, infra-red comm kit included ! $ 2,595

We have also made an improvement to the Dennis L. Erlich doll, with no price increase: the new doll is now more robust. We made the change because many scientologists' children kept hitting and kicking him.

Manufacturing for the Russell Shaw doll has been cancelled, due to poor sales.

All products available in limited quantities ! Call today: (800) COS-BARBIE

Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
Subject: Scientologist Barbie and Ken
Date: 22 Jan 1995 18:24:11 GMT

Clearwater, FL, 1/22/95

Thanks to the good work of our Auditors worldwide, we have expanded over the whole planet. It is now time to do more for the yet-to-be Scientologists. Together with the Mattel Corp., we proudly present:

The package, which will sell for $3645, includes the following:

• Barbie (staring)
• Ken (staring)
• Reproduction of Fort Harrison hotel. Each storey can be taken out like a drawer. The famous basement is included, together with mattresses and food storage (real-looking rice and bean cans). Also included are auditor rooms, library and Hubbard and Miscavige office.
• two pre-dirtied grey rags.
• Mark Super VII E-Meter reproduction.
• Four guards, with walkie-talkies.
• Four packs of cigarettes.
• Free introductory TR-Barbie communication course, which can be taken in every Org. IAS-Membership not required.

Separately available:

• Pre-Clear dolls (only one colour available) $195
• David Miscavige doll, including glass, clear plastic cap, special shoes and gun. $995
• DeLuxe edition of David Miscavige doll, which can yell. $1495
• Dennis L. Erlich doll, with pre-dirtied grey rag. Put it in his office or in the basement ! Hours of fun ! $395
• Russell Shaw doll. Like the real one, can speak a limited number of sentences. $595
• Heber Jentzsch doll. Can speak, but requires DeLuxe edition of David Miscavige doll to work. Comm cable included. $1295
• Additional grey rags and cigarettes $95

In preparation:

• Apollo ship, complete with dormitory, goddess Kali and chain locker.
• LRH doll, with adjustable lower lip.
• Messenger dolls.
• Staff.