Re: news from Scientologist Barbie !

On Thu, 25 May 1995, Tilman Hausherr wrote:

> heather@oo.com (Heather Moore) wrote:
>
> >Tilman Hausherr (tilman@berlin.snafu.de) wrote:
> >: Clearwater, FL, 5/20/95
>
> >: The "Scientologist Barbie" collection is expanding ! We are very
> >: excited to present you more friends of Barbie and Ken:
>
> >[snip]
>
> >Tilman, Is there any word of the Dennis Erlich Search & Siezure Break-in
> >Playset? I understand it comes with a Magic Writ with writing that
> >appears when you get it wet. Also, WHAT ABOUT A KOOS DOLL? That's what
> >I'm saving MY cash for...
>
> A "magic writ" ? Makes me remind the days I played "hack", an ASCII
> game on some UNIX systems. Dennis now tries to protect himself with
> a "fair use scroll", thanks to MoFo, the magic lawyer company.
>
> The Koos doll would surely include a 40,000 km long comm cable, so
> that Koos can reach him whereever LRH actually is. The only problem
> is that there is no LRH doll yet, it was too difficult to construct
> the lower lip.
>
I hear the new 'Eugene Ingarm, PI from Hell' action figure will be out concurrently with the HKK's talking doll, which can actually sing "I'm a little lawyer, short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout"

Full marketing strategies are planned, including accessories, lunchboxes, T-shirts, and 'Evil SP' foes soon to be released for future incarceration in the RPF Colorform Cage...

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