Amazing Clams

Amazing Clams
reproduce by spores
somewhat impossibly.
But that doesn't stop
us from believing
What just cannot quite be.

Through many implants,
snares and facs,
our thetans have survived,
We bless the day
and praise the night,
L. Ron first arrived.

We keep expanding
in the world,
we teach children how to read.
One point five million strong,
our orgs St. Hill size,
Soon we'll all be OT.

When we've been clear
ten thousands years
with all of planet Earth,
We'll have no more members
and no more orgs,
than when we first begun.