RI-ACT-91 KEVAN SMITH -

Koos-koos Trenite <ba170@fim.uni-erlangen.de> [sorry, I couldn't resist]

>Anybody who can not or does not want to
> make the easiest differentiation there is
> - between a very ugly, the very degrading
> and utterly degraded Dennis Erlich
> on the one hand,
*Some* parts of me are not ugly. > and on the other hand
> a very beautiful, very sane, alive, uplifting,
> gifted and tremendously capable Koos
> with probably the greatest love for Mankind
> known here on Earth -
Of course, I cannot be expected to fare well in a comparison to the Phabulously Uplifting Koos-koos and his Infinately Just Prounouncements of Good and Evil [tm]. I am merely mortal. > (anybody who does not want to make that differentiation)
> is, you might agree, not worthy of being called a friend.
I hereby release any readers of ars from the necessity of calling me a friend. I'm not worthy. <bowing low>

>It is a very simple mechanical problem,
> either you are in reverse gear or in forward gear.
> You can't have it both ways.
Oh, I don't know, Koosmiester. It seems to work well for you. Being as how your gears are so obviously stripped.

> love,
> Koos
<smoooooch> +--------------------------------------+ Rev. Dennis L Erlich * * the inFormer * * dennis.l.erlich@support.com + inForm@primenet.com "tar baby"