ATTEN: ARS SP AWARD JUDGE

lazyboy@ix.netcom.com (Stephen Jones)

>Subject: Atten: Ars Sp Award Judges: Formal Complaint
>Dear wiser than wise judges,
Yes, seeker of True Suppression.

>I will not take up much of your valuable time.
That is most considerate.

>I wish to lodge a formal
>complaint against one of the contestants in the running for the SP of
>the Month award.
A complaint? We've never had one before. <shuffles Ars Policies, finds one> Ah! Here it is: COMPLAINTS, HANDLING OF.

>WOODY IS GRANDSTANDING. While I am not quite sure what
>the rules of the contest are,
You will learn of them when you reach SP5. You're not ready for the truth yet.

>I think Woody(noodle@netcom.com) must be
>in violation of a least one of the sacred and cherished rules of the
>game.
Besides being a total zero?

>His recent barrage of posts suspiciously begam again in ernest
>after his SP nomination...think what you will.
Hmmm. <draws blank>

>His display of
>over-the-top SPing, while informative and fun to read, is doubtlessly
>the result of a desire to win the sacred and noble prize, a desire that
>overwhelms his reasoning capability.
Ah-ha! I see your point. He's not being an Espee for the *correct reasons*. A clear violation of the Sekrit Rulz of Espeeness.

>Judges, I leave you with my shrill
>complaint, do with it what you will.
We, of course, will do with it what we will. How could we do otherwise?

>On another note, I recently came across yet another gimpy LRH quote.
>Enjoy.
> "Warn a preclear not to bother his relatives and parents and
>explain to him that they can make him ill by asking for data, on the
>restimulator principal". Dianetics pg.544 by LRH
>
>Judges, what should I make of this quote?
Soak it in olive oil for a week and use it as 'roid medicine.

>Is LRH saying, " Don't talk
>to your parents, lil' preclear. Talking to people, especially people
>who love you, outside of the CoS will make you sick. The CoS will help
>you, not your parents. Trust us. We accept Visa/Amex/Cash." Would this
>be an accurate interpretation?
Toadly! They wouldn't want your parents telling your that your false memory of the attempted abortion is bullsh*t. Now would they?

>Thanks,
>Stephen Jones
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