Re: Personal resume

Please sit down. Now then, Mr. uh... Urlick, is it? Erlich, yes. Lets take alook here then.

<scans resume, rubbing double chin and frowning slightly>

* 1991-95:
* Photosonic Service Center

Well, I don't believe we have much in these tech fields. hmmm....

* 1968-1982:
* Church of Scientology of California
* Duties: "Correction", using various mind control
* techniques, of staff and public misapplication of the
* supposedly infallible dogma of the founder of the cult,
* L. Ron Hubbard.

<stops rubbing chin, rereads passage>

Can you do substitute teaching? Civics classes, maybe?

<rummages in a file folder, scans some pages>

How about, uh.. here we are.. Political Consultant, specialist in
spin control? No? hm....
How about Texas State Textbook consultant? Civil Service job, good
pay and it's a Republican administration now, good perks.
hmmmm.....
Network programming executive? Got a few openings there....
great pay, lots of young flesh, but it burns ya out fast... No?

Well, I don't see anything else.

* Other Qualifications:
* Experienced exorcist

<puts resume down>

Tell ya what. Will you do contract work? My mother-in-law has this big statue of the Virgin Mary on her front lawn...more of a shrine actually.. but she's convinced that it's possessed. Probably has implants from when it was a pile of dead clam-shells being compressed under the ocean floor. If you'd take a look, chase off the spooks, we'll talk fees, OK?

-- / Xenu stole my lunch money \ / Andy Testa (KoX) I'm OT! I could KILL you with \ \ testa@hou.moc.com a thought! BWAAAHHAAAAHAAAAAA! / \ Contributing to the downfall of Scientology since 1995. /