Finally: Evolutionary Tree Detailed

I've studied and travelled the world, I'm college educated, and have won many major military victories and therefore am infallible. One of the many things I've discovered is the true branching of the evolutionary tree. I will share it with you.

I    Clams
N     |
C     + --> Piltdown Man --> Toasters --> L. Ron Hubbard 
R     |                                       |
E     |                                       +--> LRH Jr.
A     |
S     + --> Various assorted other bivalves --> 
I
N    Sponges
G
     Fish  
I
N |
T V  Amphibians
E
L    Reptiles
L
I    Mammals
G       |
E       +--> Primates --> Homo Sapien -->
N
C
E

Don't even bother to argue with this definitive piece of scientific genius because, as I stated above, I am infallible.

-- Michael Reuss Honorary Kid