Re: Startling Clam Tales

Tom Maynard (maynard@oregon.uoregon.edu) shares his e-mail:

>Military intelligence has confirmed the truth of the exploding
>bivalves. In fact, dedicated researchers are hard at work in
>secret labs developing mutant strains of the legendary giant
>clam for use in naval warfare. They're upping the explosive
>force of the sun-shell reaction to an order of magnitude able
>to penetrate the reinforced armor of today's ships and boats
>of war. So far, they've achieved the power of one stick of
>dynamite from three claims chained together, but recent
>breakthroughs indicate a 1-kiloton reaction may be possible
>from a clam on the halfshell within the next 10 years. The
>harbor mining potential is obvious once a controlled triggering
>mechanism is developed. The next war at sea will be fought
>with clams.
Well, you've gone and done it, Tom. Now the sekret is out. Might as well 'fess up to the whole story.

All those LRH "naval hero" war stories that the Pope's been debunking here were TRUE. LRH was truly a man ahead of his time.

You see, LRH wasn't depth-charging Japanese submarines back in the 1940s, he was actually destroying a mammoth build-up of *Giant Exploding Clams* which had been cleverly implanted at Cape Look-Out, off the Oregon coast, by the dreaded Marcabs [Markabs?].

And Hubbard's bombarding of Mexico? It actually wasn't just misapplied target practice. LRH totally destroyed the Marcab [Markab?] *Giant Exploding Clam* Research Center (GECRC) which had been operating unchallenged on the Los Coronados islands.

Understandably, these missions were performed under deep cover. In fact, World War II itself was purely a military intelligence operation to provide cover for L. Ron Hubbard's extraordinary personal assault against the Clam People[tm].

Oh, if only O.S.A. would allow the TRUE story of LRH's staggering personal heroism to be told!

Diane Richardson ao579@yfn.ysu.edu