Before the nut-cult folds....

Well, given those recent posts that demonstrated conclusively how the Cult of $cientology is continuing to contract, I think that they need a total rethink on their recruitment methods.

I suggest that they use their existing expertise, in the form of 'Iceberg' Gene Ingham, to organize and implement a policy borrowed from the Children of God -- ie, that of 'Love Bombing', 'Flirty Fishing' or 'Hooking for ElRon.' This strategy involved church members going out and seducing strangers -- lonely students, tired businessnen, pretty much anyone who looked like they were going short of the old in-out, in-out. Ingram could also advice on the legality of the issues -- after all, it wouldn't be at all helpful for the Co$ to be convicted of PIMPING or PROCURING, would it?

I'm not sure how successful this policy was for the CoG, but it sure beat body routing as far as the raw meat was concerned, and desperate times call for desperate measures.

A personal note to Woody Boo -- others do not read! <If I were you, Woody, I'd pass this idea uplines. Milne's hat will soon be on your head. Trust me. You are the most reliable and trustworthy Sceino poster that ARS has ever had. Today Milne's hat, tomorrow.... who knows? But you may even be in a position to pay Wollersheim his 4 mil. By the way, the experiment is going well. You have successfully created confusion in the enemy. I bet they all stop posting _very_ soo...

-- peter@petermc.demon.co.uk  "Say Wah!"