Mxxx - Not the CLAMS Again!By an105662@anon.penet.fi (The Squirrelle)Mon, 8 May 1995 04:45:14 UTC The CLAMS, The CLAMS! Clams have descended upon us. In the David Letterman show, he has given up his BIG ASS HAM and switched to: BIG ASS CLAMS! Yes, David opened a can of Big Ass Clams and took a clam, said a prayer and consumed it RIGHT THERE on the stage! And then he allowed the AUDIENCE to engage in this RITUAL of CLAM CHOMPING! Such carnage. Those poor Big Ass Clams. Snap! Snap! Snap! - er, not anymore... It's Flop! Flop! Flop! - or is that reserved for another candidate from Hubbard's ersatz human history lessons? My library of L Ron Hubbard trash is building. I just gotta get History of Man or whatever next. It's my turn for a belly-laugh at the expense of the Phat One, at his misplaced anthropological conclusions as to why modern 1950's man suffered from impotence or some such equiviliant crap. Anyway, man descended from Squirrels, and *thats* a fact.
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