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By nobody@tower.techwood.org (Name Withheld)
Sun, 25 Jun 95 01:48:53 PDT

HUBBARD COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE Saint Hill Manor, East Grinstead, Sussex

Remimeo HCO BULLETIN OF 3 JANUARY 1980 All Staff BPI

[i do so love these pathetic HCOPLs which reveal this cult as perhaps the most paranoid, psychotic batch of lunacy ever passed off as a religion]

_PURIFICATION RUNDOWN AND ATOMIC WAR_

[L. RON PREDICTS THE END OF THE WORLD! NEWS CLIP AT ELEVEN!]

I Want Scientologists to live through World War III.

[a clue, l. ron. after world war iii, the money your cult loons had shelled out to you would be WORTHLESS. and of course all the nut cultists who lived in big cities would be FRIED FUCKING BACON!]

Atomic War has been more or less neglected as a news subject since the late '50s. But that doesn't make it any les a threat. All it takes is one psychopath politician with access to the war-peace button. Any today there are a dozen atomic armed nations.

Further, the increased use of atomic power for electrical supply (without also developing proper tech and safeguards in its use) poses a non-military threat.

And the deterioration of the upper atmosphere of the planet, by jets and pollutants, is year by year letting more and more sun radiation through to the planetary surface.

['sun radiation' just another quick physics lesson for our imbecilic dead charlatan, 'sun radiation' would encompass visible light, and every other form of radiation put out by the sun. our drunkard flunkard liar, however, meant ULTRAVIOLET, and he vaguely heard something about OZONE at some point but was probably too wasted out of his skull to get up off the floor and look it up.]

Radiation causes a cumulative effect. And, like an engram, has earlier similars back to a basic engram. The more one is ex- posed to radiation, the less resistance he has and the more effect the radiation has on him. In other words, a build up occurs.

[this is simply hideous writing, and he just switches from 'one' to 'he' obviously having lost track of his syntax in a drunken delirium or drug seizure of some sort.]

The primary purpose of the Purification Rundown is to handle drugs and toxic substances accumulated in the body, and, according to the success stories pouring in, it certainly does that.

One of the parts of the Purification Rundown is _Niacin_. The discoveries I made with this vitamin in the '50s began with its apparent effect on radiation exposure. At that time there was a lot of bomb testing and general radiation exposure and we had lots and lots of preclears who had been subjected to atomic tests, atomic accidents and, in at least one case, to materials tht had been part of an old atomic explosion. We were engaged in salvaging these people and we succeeded.

[prove it, fat boy. nothing more than an empty claim without names or evidence of anything whatever.]

HCOB 3.1.80 - 2 -

As radiation is cumulative, once one has gotten rid of the cumulative effect of it, one would be far less subject to new blasts of it. In other words, once a basic has been run out or handled, new incidents of a similar kind become very minor. While one is not made wholly immune to new incidents, he is far less affected by them.

[absolute fucking horseshit. yeah, sure, if you have cancer from radiation, according to this, since hubbard says the 'purification rundown' of sitting in a dangerously-hot sauna while sucking down niacin like a loon will remove the 'cumulative effects' of radiation and hey, then you can go suck down even MORE radiactive waste.

the idiocy of this is manifest and obvious.]

Completely aside from the physical resurgence experienced in the Purification Rundown when properly and fully done, there is this side-benefit of lessening the consequences of future radiation exposure.

Bombarded by radiation from atomic plant fallout, from less- ened atmosphere protection, people today are far more subject to being victims in the time of atomic war. The cumulative effect of radiation has set them up to a rapid demise in the face of heavy atomic fallout.

That brings us to the interesting probability that those who have had a full and competent Purification Rundown will survive where others not so fortunate won't.

[HA HA HA HA HA HA! this has to be some of the funniest horseshit i've ever read. not only will you get OT powers such as being able to exteriorize all your money to the estate of a dead liar, you'll ALSO be an intellectual superman and be able to survive atomic explosions, and THERE'S MORE! you'll get the patented LOONY DEATH STARE and maybe even a whopping dose of SUICIDAL DEPRESSION and end up wandering around downtown with a tinfoil hat on top of your head wondering when the CIA will quit sending out little blue body thetans to come get you.]

And _that_ poses the interesting possibility that only Scien- tologists will be functioning in areas experiencing heavy fallout in an Atomic War.

[why? it's not like $cientologists even function in present time, so why would they suddenly start after having been blown apart by nuclear explosions after world war iii.]

Also, they'll know how to recover from a new exposure - another short use of Niacin. And a bit of auditing of course.

[HA HA HA! yeah, you stupid fucking nut-cultists just go ahead and pay thousands of dollars to be brainwashed into believing this kind of demented hogwash, see if i care.

you think that if you're blasted apart and hanging in shreds with your shadow burnt into the wall behind you from an atomic blast, a little niacin and a quick fistfucking with an e-meter is going to make you better?

you're LOONS! LOONS, i tell you!

L. RON HUBBARD FOUNDER

LRH:gal Copyright (C) 1980 by L. Ron Hubbard ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

[ps--man, you guys are dumb.]

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