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Hey! Are there any actual SP3s left?

By anon2c9e@nyx10.cs.du.edu (henry)
26 Jul 1995 12:21:50 -0600

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hey, anyone noticed that practically everyone on the net made SP4 instantly just by quoting six line of kult skripture?

is there anyone out there who didn't get a threat from the hissing, spitting kobra? are we ALL now super-SPs?

jeez, this is an EASY game.

within mere WEEKS of founding the SP Org, practically ALL of our orgs are "Old Benny Hill" size, and we can look forward to releasing NEW levels.

bwahahahahaha.

just so you clams know, i'm in THREE cults right now, and ALL of them can reduce your pathetic sham-scam clam-spam cult to a NOTHING with a THOUGHT! just a THOUGHT! i am a REVEREND OF SCIENTOLOGY, i am an arch-bishop of DOBBSTHINK, i am a WIZARD of kibology.

i'm also a doctor of divinity, and i breed prizewinning clams, leap tall buildings in a SINGLE BOUND, and SUBMIT TO CENSORSHIP to make a point and MAKE NOISE NOISE NOISE!

VOLUME! VOLUME! VOLUME! let's make the "Post Virus" look like the PATHETIC JOKE it WAS!

bwahahaha, weak, pathetic cult. tremble in fear before the TRUE POWER of free thought and FREE SPEECH!

h - -- Xenu's Famous House o' Clams T-shirts! *All* profits go to MoFo to help with the Dennis Erlich Defense Fund. $15 per shirt, 3 colors. Design will be released shortly. Email to: ladyada@gnu.ai.mit.edu for details

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