Re: Ron Newman will NOT be crushed like a bug. My bad.

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In article <grifter-2607950041550001@ip107.lax.primenet.com>,
'Jesse Garon' <grifter@primenet.com> wrote:
>Since I have been dragged into this jihad by the twisted machinations of

>Helena Kobrin, I've basically been somewhat...enthusiastic about smashing

>this pissant little cult like the weaklings that they are, and accidentally

>mistook Ron Newman for one of Them.


don't worry.  flying into a blind rage is the preferred method of
transportation for people entering this group, and there is occasional
collateral damage as a result.

leaving in a huff, the preferred vehicle of cultists, is a
favored method of exiting stage left.

>It has since been pointed out to me that Ron Newman is one of the good

>guys, and I therefore salute my comrade, and promise not to crush him,

>like a bug or otherwise. I regret any inconvenience this may have caused.


HUZZA!  HUZZA!   we're likely to be greeted, very soon, by the
arrival of an August Personage of the first water, perhaps even
the most famous SP of all time.  could it be Jon Atack, who 
wrote _A Piece of Blue Sky_ and was sued into bankruptcy?  could
it be Paulette Cooper, who wrote _The Scandal of Scientology_ and
was deliberately harassed nearly to suicide?  

the mind reels.

>Here's a bit of Scientologist doctrine, acceptable as "fair use":

>  [CENSORED BY BARRATROUS THREATS OF LITIGATION TO MY SYSADMIN!   

>  MOMENT OF SILENCE. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  . . . . . . .] 


oh, yeah, a book besides the anti-cult books that i've found of
inestimable use in this war is SUN-TZU, commonly known as "The
Art of War."  as an interesting side-note, presumably cult
'strategists,' if they can be called that, are enjoined by the 
Blubbard to read this book as well.

however, like otto in 'a fish called wanda,' they DON'T GET IT!

they think the point is "ATTACK EVERYTHING IN SIGHT LIKE A MINDLESS,
ZOMBIFIED ROBOT," when clearly the point is 

pick your fights and win them.  a retreat to a position of power
is a victory.  allow your enemies to do as much damage to themselves
when attacking you as possible, while minimizing the damage to 
yourself.  

then, when they have uselessly squandered their forces,
BLITZKRIEG THE MOTHERFUCKERS!

h
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