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Hubbard in Raider's Digest

By cuthulu@unicomp.net (cuthulu)
Fri, 19 May 1995 18:10:43 GMT

Lt./Cmdr./Commodore L. Ron Hubbard's wartime naval adventure's appear in the June 1995 Raider's Digest, page 83.

Through the pitch-black night, Commander Hubbard sees a light dead ahead on a collision couse with his ship. He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."

The light signals back: "Change yours ten degrees west."

Angry, Hubbard sends: "I'm a Navy Commander. Change your course, sir."

"I'm a seaman, second class." comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."

Now Hubbard is furious, "I'm a corvette squadron! I'm not changing course!"

There's on last reply, "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."

So Hubbard sounds general quarters and opens fire with 50 caliber machine guns.