Peckerwood's clamfeed

Clue for the Peckerwood Buffs:

(not to say you're completely clueless)

Another explanation why his "Where's Squirrelle, et.al.", is that his newsfeed is undoubtedly censored by OSA Central. He may being *told* that these people have dropped away and to query their departures to get his responses up.

In fact, it's likely.

Woody is a thing. A number of things, actually. His brain is infested with other entities called Body Thetans. This is who you are conversing with. The Body Thetans are constantly repeating words like persecution in whispering tones, into his consciousness. These entities are responsible for his posts.

But Body Thetans aren't very smart. They're just little teeny beings. The don't even have enough "thetapower" to run an insect.

Hence their control over Peckerwood.

Drive his stats down so they offload him and he has a chance at becoming a vagrant and working his way back into the land of the living.

He may even get stats for "mentions". As well as killfiling him, you'd be doing him a favor never to utter his name on the newsgroup, but only refer to him obliquely.

Think of his future. He can't.

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NEWSFLASH: Scienos bring infamous Earl Cooley into Internet censorship case to argue at Friday's hearing. They now have 6 law firs involved. I bet Cooly gets cited for contempt at the hearing.

Civilized demenor for ars-ers is requested. No Bronx cheers, cat-calls or applause, please. There may well be a clam-crowd brought in to fill seats and give us the famous scieno Death Stare [tm]. Behave yourselves accordingly.

Additionally, MTV has scheduled their cult program (probably watered down) for June 27th. I don't know what time.

I'd appreciate your prayers and kind thoughts for the outcome of these matters.

+--------------------------------------+ Rev. Dennis L Erlich * * the inFormer * * dennis.l.erlich@support.com + inForm@primenet.com "tar baby"

"Fighting social disease since 1782" [tm]