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Re: who is Koos Nolst Trenite (from RI-Comm)

By sjk@efn.org (Justin the Blue)
21 Jun 1995 04:12:16 -0700

In <9506200930.AA27521@freenet-a.fim.uni-erlangen.de> Koos Nolst Trenite <ba170@fim.uni-erlangen.de> writes:

> 'Re: who is Koos Nolst Trenite (from RI-Comm)'
>
[text deleted] >Koos is senior to the Church of Scientology,
> senior to International Church Management.
Koos is senior to Ronald McDonald, senior to Jesus Christ, senior to the Beatles (even Paul), Koos is senior to the Governor of Louisiana.

Koos is, though, merely a peer to Victor Kiam (He Who Liked It So Much, He Bought The Company) and is also the mere equal to Newt Gingrich (R-Georgia)

Koos is, unfortunately, junior to Cliff at IHOP, but then again, so are we all.

[text deleted]

>Koos is senior to the Sea Org.
Certain gastropods are also senior to the Sea Org, but then, there's no accounting for taste.

>Koos is Ron's Inspector
> and is a Case Supervisor to Ron, LRH,
> and in that and some other respects senior to L. Ron Hubbard.
That respect being that L. Ron Hubbard (tm) is dead, whereas Koos is alive, once again proving my theory that being alive is funner than being dead.

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