Re: RI-208i This is the Snr C/S FLAG!!!

Koosbo wrote: > 9 June 1995
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> RI-208i 'This is the Snr C/S FLAG!!!'
Oh Hawaii, here we go again!

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> from Ron's Inspector
For the lurkers: Koos (onetime winner of the less-than-prestigious "Internet Kook of the Month" award) is a defrocked clam who apparently has extremely realistic fever dreams in which he communicates (channels?) the Thetan (that's "spirit" to you English speakers) of the departed Lafayette Ronald Hubbard.

This is apparently no easy task seeing how Ron's either DEAD, or overseeing several star systems, or both, but somehow Ron has the time to communicate with Koos about things going on here on the Internet.

Which is odd, when you think of it, seeing how Koos was thrown out of the Co$, although whether he descended into total bonkerdom before or after his being booted is probably just a matter of opinion.

I digress....

> Message # RI-208i for Internet
Koosbo has this habit of numbering all of his messages, in the fashion of his idol, the aforenamed LRH - who himself cataloged practically every bit of jibberish he ever spouted so that it could be adopted as official church policy and put into a hardbound book that would then be (surprise!) for sale (mandatory) to the clams of various ranks.

It is unknown whether this same "revenue enhancement" program has worked for Koos, but I somehow doubt it.

> More on the losing fight against Koos, of Richard Reiss,
> the current SP Senior Case Supervisor of FLAG
> in Clearwater, Florida.
It is probably an even bet that most of us knew nothing about the ongoing fight against Koos by Richard Reiss (and it wouldn't surprise me if Richard Reiss fell into that category as well), but just for the sake of ongoing fantasy, if we accept that Richard Reiss IS INDEED on some vendetta against Koos, well, this is certainly the first I've heard of it, so the "More on the..." really should be "An Introduction to..."

> Very revealing reading!
Of course, the only thing it reveals is the dark and twisted tunnels within the mind of our very own Kooster himself. Other than that, all we learn is that Koos, being an independant author, is allowed the latitude by his wife to write his own "book" reviews, unedited.

> (The data revealed in HCO Security Checks are not confidential.
> They are used to detect hidden crimes, and the data is used by
> the group to stop the crimes and to apply group-justice to the
> criminal, based on what he actually did, rather than on what
> others believe or are led to believe he did.
> The purpose is to have real justice both for the criminal and
> for the groupmembers that have been affected by his crimes.)
Lurkers, the above is a clue you need to look out for. Whenever Koos is about to embark on one of his Telepathic Security Checks, he posts the above disclaimer. The intrinsic internal irony is astounding. Read it again. Over and over Koos asserts that WHAT IS ACTUALLY TO FOLLOW has some basis in OBJECTIVE REALITY[tm].

Of course we know better. But take a clue from the clams and willfully suspend disbelief and read further... >
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> LRH OT HCO SEC CHECK ON RICHARD REISS 9 Jun 1995
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> ordered by Koos
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> (Reported per HCOPL 'CONFESSIONALS - ETHICS REPORTS REQUIRED')
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> 9 Jun 1995
> Total hours: 2:09 min
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> Highly specialized LRH OT HCO Sec Check Auditing
> at 1,400 US $ per hour, makes 3,010 $ total costs.
I honestly don't know if Koos ever gets to submit his bills to anyone. *I* certainly wouldn't pay 1.4K$/hr, even if he were a proven telepath.

> LRH on 9 Jun 1995, 20:37 GMT
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> [Auditor:] What precisely is Richard Reiss
> withholding from Koos?
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> "Richard Reiss is furious that Koos
> made Jutta look at her overts
> in connection with him [Reiss].
> He [Reiss] used Jutta to attack Koos,
> then, 51 billion years ago,
> [see RI-138i 'More on SP Richard Reiss, SnrC/S FLAG' 8 Apr 95
> and RI-143i 'FLAG's Reiss - a Second Miscavige' 12 Apr 95]
> [and] also this lifetime.
OKAY, sit back, take a deep breath. I know you are all thinking "what the hell?", but you really need to get into the groove here. Substitute, instead, "what the Hawaii" and you'll start to feel better. For an explanation on wny substituting Hawaii for Hell is appropriate, you'll just have to grab a copy of the MySterIOUs "OH-TEE THREE"(c)(r)[tm] course that is about as uncommon in this newsgroup as electrons.

Not clear enough? Well, I'll give you the short primer: LRH taught that we're all reincarnating "thetans", and that once you've paid enou-, excuseme, once you've advanced enough in $cientology you would acquire these spectacular, supernatural "OT" (operating thetan) powers. Part and parcel to being an OT is supposedly the full range of metapsychic or esper powers. Koos uses his (ha!) to conduct psychic interrogations, IN WHICH he can even look into a person's past lives and dredge up crimes from (read it again) 51 billion years ago.

"There's no such phrase as "statute of limitations" in Scientology"

Methinks this also protects Koos from a slander/libel suit. I can just see it now:

Plaintif: Your honor, Mr. Trenite accused me in open forum of (insert bizzare crime here), stating that I committed said crime (insert absurb astronomical number of years here) ago.

Judge: Mr. Trenite, what do you have to say for yourself, is this true?

Koos: ROCKSLAM! I'm Ron's Inspector! I'm in Charge! I dismissed Miscavige!

Judge: Baliff, throw these two nuts out on their ears.

So it wouldn't be worth your time, and the court costs would probably eat you alive.... which could lead me straight into another favorite Scientology topic, but I'd rather not stray too far...

> "Koos' communication to a big number of people
While I'm not usually picky about grammar, and Xenu knows I make enough mistakes myself, I'll use this to point out that Koos is German, and apparently to him "big number of people" and "large number of people" are equivalent. Nothing to get fussy about, just something to watch for seeing how Koos has named himself as supreme even over Ron himself, and thus, in Koos' eyes, over everone. (For those who care: the fact that Koos is German is neither here nor there. He simply is.)

> about overts on Scientology
> and his [Koos'] investigations of those who commit them
> and Koos' intention to remove him [Reiss] and other SP's,
> enrages him [Reiss],
> and is opposing Richard Reiss' intention
> to keep 'inside'-information about Scientology,
> strictly away from the public
> and even [away] from Scientologists
> 'who are not directly concerned'.
Didn't make any sense? Don't worry, it really doesn't! Don't adjust your TV! My guess here is that Koos probably mailed Reiss (or imagined he mailed Reiss, or "exteriorized" to Reiss) in an attempt to get some information, and was either 1) sent packing, 2) ignored, or most likely 3) unsuccessful in making Reiss even aware that Koos was trying to contact him. So of course Koos gets even MORE angry than he already is.

Note to more recent lurkers: Last December Koos stated that he had removed David Miscavige as the Head of Scientology and taken that position for himself. Apparently EVERY LAST MEMBER OF SCIENTOLOGY, including Miscavige, his staff, doorman, and paperboy, were unaware of this dramatic turn of events and, of course, soldiered on as normal.

Another note to more recent lurkers: "soldiering on as normal", at least as far as Miscavige is concerned, means "hide from process servers", but once again, that's an entirely different story.

> "Koos is creating the old ethical group again
> that operated without withholds
> and a high level of communication.
> The group that Richard Reiss destroyed.
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> "Richard Reiss put out a ridge on Koos!!!
> Get that!
> Richard Reiss appended a ridge on Koos.
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> "The evil purpose of it is
> that others who want to look at Koos and communicate to Koos
> get repelled."
Save your money. You've got to be a well-processed clam, and really get that nerve ganglion going, to understand what's going on here. Of course you COULD ask one of the repentant (and sometimes sainted) ex-Scienos here in a.r.s. what is meant by "operating with witholds" or "put out a ridge", but why bother. You have to take fantasy at face value! Did it really bother you when the blasters on the Tie Fighters made noise in deep space? Of course not! So Koos was tightrope walking without handholds, or something, and apparently Reiss made a ridge on the rope and it repelled Koos off the rope, and since his OT powers didn't include flight he subsequently plummetted. Pity they used a net.

Or at least, that's how I read it.

> [Auditor:] What precisely is Richard Reiss doing to Koos?
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> [LRH:] "[Reiss] intends willingly, intentionally
> [that] others [are] breaking away from Koos.
This sort of thing happens, you see, when you warn people away from a madman who has lost his since of time.

By the way, in case you haven't clued into this yet, Koos is writing this as if he were having an omnescient conversation with Hubbard. That line above, which is the answer to Koos question, is supposedly coming from Hubbard's fat, tar-stained, eatherial lips.

> "[Reiss] intends to destroy Koos' communication.
> 'No communication of Koos should go out.'
> 'No communication of others to Koos should come Koos' way.'
I've had enough of this, haven't you?

He goes on and on for quite some bandwidth below, but hey, even the evening news is better fantasy.

Oh, one more thing, Koos ignores most of us. He's never once responded to anything I've written, and I've been pretty harsh (long ago, far away).

An "SP Declare" by Koos is a badge of honor, so congrats go out to Tilman. Way to go! Hurray!

I'll probably never get mine.

-Changii

-- To Hawaii with Lurking!