Koos, Ron's Inspector

To be sung to the tune of "Puff the Magic Dragon":

Koos, Ron's Inspector, audited telepathically, and posted to the Internet declarations of SP's.

Old dead L. Ron Hubbard loved that rascal Koos, with all their theta energy, how could anybody lose?

Together they would travel on a wild psychotic ride, At least in Koos' delusion, Ron was always by his side.

Whole track crooks and Nazis were found out by Koos the bold, His amazing session presence revealed all overts and withholds.

Koos, Ron's Inspector, audited telepathically, and posted to the Internet declarations of SP's,

Koos, Ron's Inspector, audited telepathically, and posted to the Internet declarations of SP's.

No mockup lives forever, even in Koos' psychotic fog, And the real Ron's bad karma got him reborn as a hog.

One grey night it happened, L. Ron Hubbard came no more, And Koos, that mighty madman, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, and to no one's regret The Ron's Inspector series vanished from the Internet.

Without his phantom friend, Koos could not be brave, So poor old Koos Nolst Trenite finally ceased to rant and rave.

Koos, Ron's Inspector, audited telepathically, and posted to the Internet declarations of SP's,

Koos, Ron's Inspector, audited telepathically, and posted to the Internet declarations of SP's.

-------------- Of course, I wrote the above during one of my many psychotic breaks, which came about due to my being PTS to the violently evil insane SP's Dennis Erlich, Homer, Enid, Allen, Flemming, etc.

Stark