Koos and Koos Parodies: Often funny, often fascinating, often infuriatingFor the most part, this archive is very unbalanced; that is, most of the messages are anti-Scientology. To remedy that, meet Koos Nolst Trenite, who advances the case against Dennis. The email he sent in response to my follow-up question was even more enlightening about his objections to Dennis' posts. Strangely enough, Koos, who was elected Kook of the Month in February 1995, makes considerably more sense on this issue than all of the Church of Scientology's lawyers and robo-posters combined!
dennis.l.erlich responds to Koos' SP declare of him in Dennis' letter to Koos' Wife
Koos says that L Ron Hubbard has agreed to forgive Dennis; Dennis turns down his invitation.
Dennis tells Jeff to ignore Woody
Special Koos Parody Section
Sri Changiana Saar analyses one of the messages of Koos the Defrocked Clam. He's a bit harder on the guy than I would be, but the message is a hilarious must-read.
For those just dying to see it, Rod Keller presents the Church of Scientology's official Suppressive Person Declare of Koos. What a payback, eh? I don't know any more loyal and devoted a Scientologist than Koos!
Koos is a unique individual, and his posts are seen as the work of a pleasantly eccentric person, not a hardcore Scientologist. As a result, a large number of Koos parodies have been created. Read a few Koos posts (see above) so you can participate in the fun here: email@example.com (Stark) presents the SP-Declare of my Neighbor's Dog Fluffy. Truly the ultimate expression of the Koos philosophy!
firstname.lastname@example.org (Stark) has written a song about Koos
Tilman asks us if we've gotten the Koos Seal of Approval. Have you?
The Pantie Inspector and Followups
Tony Sidaway <Tony@sidaway.demon.co.uk> continues his tribute to Koos series, with the panty inspector
Tony Sidaway tells us that The right to study and fondle panties can never be denied, in clear Koos style. Here's the response from Koos
Peter McDermott tells us that Panties are used to suppress underpants
Tony Sidaway writes a FDA Notice on the proper use of Vera's panties. He then follows up with Historic Ruling on Panties as a Religious Artifact
Tarla, writing on the topic of panties, explains why she's such a popular poster :-)
Peter McDermott tells us the scientific basis for the Pantification Pulldown