Heads! Heads! Launch the heads!

In article <3pijor$9hd@ionews.ionet.net>, TarlaStar <bmyers@ionet.net> wrote: >Tony Sidaway wrote:
>
>>In article <3pc42l$c77@mach3.directnet.com> tlash@tcp.co.uk "Tom Lasher" writes:
>>> The point that seems to be being missed is that the Church uses Emeters
>>> to assist in counselling all over the world - has done so for years and is
>>> doing so right now. So what EXACTLY is the "decisive defeat"?
>
>Tony's response:
>> Try this for size:
>> "a fraud"
>> " A single false scientific
>> non-religious label claim is sufficient to support condemnation,
>> and in fact there are many."
>
>
>Tony, what I find interesting about this whole situation is that the
>CoSjox keep claiming that it was a victory for them. That the victory
>was the declaration of the e-meter as a "religious device" somehow
>validates the CoS as a religion. If that were true...I bet the Church
>of the SubGenius could get tax-exempt status...if only we can get the
>Bleeding Head of Arnold Palmer declared as a "religious device." Maybe

Be QUIET you FOOL! We are not supposed to speak of the unspeakeable bleeding head of Arnold Palmer. And we are never to speak openly of the "healed head".

Now I am afraid we will have to sue you.

They have their head, we have our heads.

These ancient relics left on Earth millioms of years ago by Xist UFO's must remain firmly in the hands of the SubGenii, or the end of the world as we know it will inflict savage destruction on millions.

They have their head and we have ours.

Rev Stang is stil frantically racing aroun dthe country trying to erase copies of "Arise - The SubGenius Video" because this tape has secret head launching ceremonies prominently displayed due to an unfortunate oversight. By Dobbs, you guys will be spilling the beans on Peedog next.

Shhh. Don't tell the clam heads nuthing. We don't want then SQUIRRELLING our SubGenius high holy secrets.

I wonder what Stang did with the Moonie Sodomizer Device? We may have to drag it up out of the SubGenius Headquarters Dungeon and drag it over here to alt.religion.scientology.

Pope Charles SubGenius Pope Of Houston Slack!