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Re: Can we get some jokes here?

By hooten@ucssun1.sdsu.edu (that "hooten" guy)
10 Jun 1995 21:35:19 GMT

Mark P Barthelemy (mpb074@lulu.acns.nwu.edu) wrote:

: How many "C"o$ members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but first he has to hook it up to an e-twinkie and scream at it:

BURNT-OUTEDNESS! *poof*

ELECTRICAL SHOCKINGISM! *bzzzt*

STRIPPED THREADEDNESS! *scrunch*

BREAKING GLASSISM! *crash* *pop*

8') SMILEY FACENESS! *grin*

-- Your friend.