"Satire", Robert "Da Weasel" Markus? How so?

Who or what were you satirizing Robert? Satire needs an *object*, a or person thing to provide the requisite context. Right?

For instance, the following qualifies as satire because it satirizes a specific piece of writing. And I think you know what piece of writing I'm satirizing, Bobby-boo....

A: Find some grass, a tree, or another kind of plant. Urinate on it, and then fornicate with yourself individually, until you make a little mess and you know your new friend has received your personal message.

B: Find some place with many kinds of life, like your kitchen, bathroom, bed, underware etc. Talk to the animals. Say "You are my slaves; I am your master." Repeat this to yourself until you know your new friends understand your message. Adjust your aluminum foil hat to concentrate their energy beams, so you can better receive their reply.

C: Spend hours at crowded bus stations, shopping malls beaches, or some other place with lots of people. Adjust your aluminum foil hat, and expose your attention beam to strangers, until you can quickly and repeatedly beam your attention onto another person and/or body thingie.

But who or what were *you* satirizing when you threatened Diane Richardson's live?

Jim Jones?

-- == Daniel Davidson, SP4 == davidson@sfsu.edu ** Don't hit. Clean your mess. **

"Handling truth is a touchy buisness." LRH, The Missing Ingredient. KEYWORDS: Scientology; check; robbery; fraud; religion. (Detroit Free Press abstract on Scientology story)