Poor little OSA clams! Snap! Snap! Snap!

So, Milne, have you done your conditions yet for failing to "handle" alt.religion.scientology like a good little OSA slave? I hear the newsgroup is now considered a Hill 10 problem - things must REALLY be getting serious over there. Worried about being sent to RPF? Or are you still to much of a coward to come out and play with the rest of us?

Let's see now...you ran away. Wonderful Russell Shaw ran away. Brian Wenger ran away. Stu Sjowerman ran away. Dynamic Dan Sigal ran away. Jack Farmer and Sally Hooper are gone. The accounts you fools in the OSA used as "Chris Miller" and "Vera Wallace" haven't been seen in a long time.

And yet, WE are still here on alt.religion.scientology! All of us! What's more, WE are spreading the word about this newsgroup to the rest of the world! More and more people are learning the TRUTH about Scientology, thanks to this newsgroup!

Come on, OSA! You've done such a GREAT job at "handling" the Internet - so much so that the regular org staff members think you're just a bunch of "crims!" Can't you do any better than that? We're just a bunch of wogs. Send in some REAL Scientologists to "handle" us - people who can THINK instead of slaves who mindlessly obey orders!

Poor little clams! Snap! Snap! Snap!