Re: Got a letter from Helena...Notice of Upgrade

In <Pine.SUN.3.91.950725100556.18431A-100000@luna> "M. Council" <council@luna.cas.usf.edu> writes: >
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>In accordance with ARS Operations Committee Policy Document
>AR/14/16/1995, I hereby give notice of SP upgrade.
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>UPGRADE TO: SP3
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>REASON: Got a letter from HKK pertaining to six lines.
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>AUTHENTICATION: Pine.SUN.3.91.950724092058.6476H-100000@luna
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>Thanks!
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>-maggie
>-------------KoX----------------------------m. council, human being
>"How come your ashtray didn't stand up by itself?"
>-from Arnie's Favorite Questions for 'Dangerous' Oatees
>---------------------------SP3-------------council@luna.cas.usf.edu
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Once again the a.r.s. central committee oversight review board (hereinafter referred to as the a.r.s. central committee oversight review board) must act to clarify the rules. Assuming that m.council got the standard form letter, then m.council is hereby duly promoted to SP4, NOT SP3. SP3 is reserved solely for those people who receive letters, or a personal post of a non-threatening^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hsensical nature from CO$ members who do not claim to be a shyster lawyer from California. The one legitimate SP3 in this news group is very proud of his/her/its status, and has advised the a.r.s. central etc etc board that they will aggresively pursue every legal recourse to protect their unique status. Also, upon receipt of the $50 contribution to the Dennis Erlich Defense Fund (small bills, delivered with the strident reaction of "50 clams, ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR MINDS!?"), welcome to the official Helena Kobran Pen Pal Club, as authorized by whomever felt like authorizing it. -- ********************************************************* *charles oriez, sp4 coriez@ix.netcom.com* *By putting the character stream OT7 somewhere in your* *posts, you can help overload the cancel bunny's grep * *********************************************************