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Re: 8 million scientologists finally found

By Mike_Reuss@HP-Loveland-om10.om.hp.com (Michael Reuss)
31 May 1995 19:03:38 GMT

> Andrew McPherson (an274865@anon.penet.fi) wrote:
>
> And where are the other 7,900,000 scientologists?

They're found under the sand on the beaches of the world. They're quite tasty, unless you get a bad one.

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