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Re: Question for ARS Executive Committee...

By peter@petermc.demon.co.uk (Peter McDermott)
Tue, 11 Jul 1995 14:32:08 +0000

In article <199507101945.VAA24466@utopia.hacktic.nl>, Anonymous <anon-remailer@utopia.hacktic.nl> wrote:

>In article <3tqfrk$jko@news.csus.edu> "Daniel Davidson" writes:
>
> | I know we're to send our monthly reports to National, but what
> | about weekly reports? Do these go to the Regional Office?
> |
> | The ARS-Policy Statement 12 issued last month called for
> | weekly reports, but didn't specify where to send them.
> |
> | I could just go ahead and dup-send them to both National
> | and Regional, but this seems likely to promote confusion...
> | Any help in clarifying would be appreciated.
> |
>
>The APS-12 is quite clear. It tells you to use the yellow, self-
>carboning pink and blue 3-part forms. As usual, the top copy is
>to National, the pink for Regional and the blue local file.
>
>With the publication of the new SP-levels things are really looking
>GREAT for us. Soon the whole world will have made it to SP-9!
I'm a little concerned though, that one or two posters are getting down-stat lately. Squirrelle, for example. And we haven't seen much of Deeny lately. Unless this is remedied soon, I'm going to have to start assigning conditions of POWER to the offenders and you know what happens then? All those copies of SCAMIZDAT that you once read in baffled bemusement will start making sense.

We could sentence you to a spell posting to the net's bilge tank - alt.clearing.technology -- for a while to see if you can redeem yourself by insulting a few freezoners and generally spreading the old entheta about, but if you can't cut it, you'll end up being OFFLOADED and all right thinking SP posters will DISCONNECT.

And of course, some people will end up FAIR GAME, and you know what that means, don't you?

Your name will go onto the Scientology mailing list.

Don't say I didn't warn you. Now the rest of you are doing well, keeping upstat, but we need another big push, what with Dennis's case coming along, and the need for money for his swiss bank account.. sorry, for Mo-Fo, pressing ever onwards. Therefore, we need more lies and insults from the non-wogs out there.

We cannot stop until the number of posts here each day is as great as the volume of paperwork generated by Saint Hill. When that happens, the secret grades of SP-dom will be released, giving us the capability to interiorize -- to put parts of your thetan inside parts of another thetan, or to have another thetan put their parts into you -- at will.

So, any more slacking and you'll be running around your terminal and eating beans and rice. Lets see more Woody-style posts, more Jackfarmering, more lying like Andy Milne, more Veraesque abuse and more imbecilic banality after the style of RonArtistR, and a bit less of the Elizabeth McCoy, honest but uninformed and don't choose to change style posts.

Any pregnant posters better send me e-mail and I'll arrange a termination. NOTHING must interfere with our goal of SPing the planet.

-This post is dedicated to the memory of Operation Freakout-

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