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Killfiling Woody

By priller@baltic.nscl.msu.edu (John A. Priller)
21 Jun 1995 13:30:50 GMT

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spriller@conch.aa.msen.com (S.E. Priller) wrote: > You, too, dear brother? I killfiled Woody about five minutes
>into ARS, when I grimly discovered that his IQ hovered around room
>temperature.
AAAAH! It's my arch-nemesis, Sister-Person! (flees in terror, trips over cape). Come on, Susan, people are gonna think this is the only way we communicate -- "In Comm", is that the right Scieno-Speak(tm)?

I actually read every single Woody post for TWO WHOLE WEEKS before I wrote some code to killfile him. By then I had discovered that the Woody-impersonaters were a whole lot more funny, and provided identical meaningful content (zero). After the 100th or so post berating the purse-secreters for poor data-ovulation skills, I'd finally seen enough. I can now direct my energies into my next nefarious scheme (laughs manically), obtaining the much-coveted Koos SP declaration!

I heartily recommend others to killfile Woody. If enough people ignore him, the C<do I spit here?>oS(tm) can declare victory and retire the poor boy.

John A. Priller | All opinions are my own. priller@baltic.nscl.msu.edu | Finger for PGP public key

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