Re: Scientology raises the dead

In <3p5hu7$2ro@news.primenet.com> cultxpt@primenet.com (Jeff Jacobsen) writes: >
> "For example, the other day an auditor performed a miracle the Pope
>himself would have been proud to own. A child had died, was dead, had
>been pronounced dead by a doctor, and the auditor, by calling the
thetan >back and ordering him to take over the body again brought the child to
>life. The child had died because it felt it was not wanted by its
>parents." (Magazine Articles on Level 0 Checksheet, "Dissemination of
>Material", p.75)
>
> I know, I know, you're gonna say I made this up because Wonderful
>Russ said the church never claimed to raise the dead. But all I can
say, >and too bad Milne won't do this, is "look it up!" Jeez, I gave you
the >reference!! That's more than Milne does!!
>
>--
>"You only create hate. You are seeking to destroy freedom of
religion. >
>Woody"
>
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Jeff,

Thank you, thank you! Dianetics can raise the dead! Bumpy thanks you. My beautiful dancing monkey will once again dance his silly monkey dance. Now all I need is a dianetics auditor. Any auditors out there want to be Bumpy's Personal Jesus?

Really though, how many auditors knew that they had the ability to raise the dead? Given LRH's verbosity how many Scientologists know exactly what their abilities are? Can all OT's live up to LRH's claims? When one is confirmed "clear" does that person possess all the traits of clear, as claimed by LRH, or does each "clear" vary in ability and illness resistance?

Stephen Jones