Re: who is woody?

>>> Tequila W (tequilaw@aol.com) wrote:
>>>
>>> Who is Woody and exactly how is he intertwined in all this
>>> scientology BS
>>
>> Daniel Davidson ( davidson@sfsu.edu) wrote:
>>
>> Woody is the devil child of David Miscarriage and Elvis Presely.
>> Woody was tragically squased by a dumpster when he was 9 years old.
>>
>> In an attempt to pave the way for the restimulation of L. Ron
>> Hubbard's head, Woody's head was hooked up to a top-of-the-line
>> Kaypro computer and a 1400 baud modem. Free of the confines of his
>> body, Woody now interacts directly with the Internet from his vault
>> in the Hollywood hills.
>
> Sri Changiana Saar (visnet@onramp.net) wrote:
>
> Woody is the result of an evil experiment, a being concieved of from
> sperm stolen from the imprisoned Xenu implanted into the fembot from
> "Metropolis"
Woody is the bastard child of Koos Trenite and former EST nut case, actress Valerie Harper. Koos, not wanting to be embarrassed by having the clams discover he had fornicated with ESTers, had Ms. Harper send the newborn off to baby RPF. Neither of them ever saw or spoke of their child again. This is the first clue he's ever had about who his real parents are.

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