I'm baack!

Hi, everybody, it's me! RonArtistR! I'm back! I spent so much time laughing and laughing, that *ggghk* I hardly had time to *ttttthink* about responding here.

*Nnnno!* *must FIGHT it* I... I'm so... *haaaappy* that I'm a SciiiiiCLAM! Gahhh! HE'S INSIDE MY HEAD! NNNNOOOOO!

Oh, wait. My head isn't empty; it just seems that way. Never mind. False alarm -- sorry, folks. Oh, and I just checked, and my weenie is still firmly attached, so I *know* I'm not really the RonArtistR.

Hey, here's a weird coincidence: ELROY, ROYartist. Is it really the same guy? You be the judge. But this: BEARCE, MARCAB. Wow, the similarity blows me away. Wow. Don't you see it? Look: BEARCE BE ARC E rearrange: ARC BE E add M: M ARC BE E add A & drop E's: M ARC AB MARCAB

Like I said: Wow. Oh wow. I wonder if the Doctors in Science know about this. Aren't Marcabs supposed to be, like, BAD?

Oh, and look: ARTIST, XENU. Oh, my Gorsh, I gotta get to the phone. This is tu scary! Bye,

-- Troutman, Defender of Sticks troutman@teleport.com

"All impersonations were done for the purposes of satire. Go suck a book, you clam lawyers." - Stickmaster