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Big Wins for Siamology

By an133674@anon.penet.fi (Roger Waters)
Thu, 11 May 1995 19:46:03 UTC

Big wins for the Siamology Celebrity Center!

Bill the Cat acknowledges the gains that Siamology has attained for him. In a recent interview, Bill had this to say:

"Ack Ack"

Garfield has also experienced big wins. Here is what Garfield reported:

"After the Purrification rundown, I feel like a new cat. I used to sniff several ounces of catnip a day, but now my cat, er, act, is cleaned up! My next goal -- ODie Levels 1 - 8!" I can hardly wait to rid myself of my Body Fleatans!" (Watch it, Garfield. You're releasing confidential material there!)

Sylvester the Cat was intrigued by Siamology after taking the Purrsonality test. He says "my recative mind was full of engrams from all my negative experiences with Tweety Bird. However, I have cleared my recative mind. And I now recognize what Tweety Bird is -- a PTC (potential trouble canary) influenced by an SG (Suppressive Granny). I now know how to handle these two by using Siamology ethics. They should be lied to, cheated, scratched, bitten, and, if possible, (in the case of Tweety) utterly eaten."

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