Good News From Splag!

Greetings fellow SP:

Yes, the time has come. With the release of "The SP levels", things are really expanding at the SPorg. We have a big, booming org dedicated to making people more able through The Elevator to Total SP-dom.

Items being worked on (volunteers needed!):

The SPOT[tm] levels 1-8 complete; 9-15 to be released when SPorg is the size of Benny Hill.

SP jewlery: Operatives (OK, one operative) working extremely hard on this....updates soon!

Hats: We NEED hats. Fendoras were suggested. Hey, you can't get hatted without a hat!

Diet: No beans and rice at SPorg. As usual all clam recipes gratefully accepted.

Uniforms: Michael Jackson has set the tone but the kneepads have proven difficult to fabricate - not to worry, Xenu will provide.

Domain site: Many suggestions, but who will be the first to implement them?

Sec Checks: Being de-bugged in real time experimentation, see IRC #clambake for details.

OSpA: Office of Sp Affairs still looking for willing staff; original name was to be Guardian Office but that still seems to be in use....

Land Base: We STILL need a city to take over, suggestions?

Wins: We are making these up as fast as we can. Templates are complete, just fill in the blanks; initials are randomly selected automatically.

More later, as you can see we are busy here. Stay tuned for the SPCO POL LTR (SP Communications Office Policy Letter if you need an acronym check).

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