M636 - ARS Policy & Reports

[M636 - ARS Policy & Reports]

From: peter@petermc.demon.co.uk (Peter McDermott)

In article <199507101945.VAA24466@utopia.hacktic.nl>, Anonymous <anon-remailer@utopia.hacktic.nl> wrote:

>The APS-12 is quite clear. It tells you to use the yellow, self-
>carboning pink and blue 3-part forms. As usual, the top copy is
>to National, the pink for Regional and the blue local file.
>
>With the publication of the new SP-levels things are really looking
>GREAT for us. Soon the whole world will have made it to SP-9!
PMcD> I'm a little concerned though, that one or two posters are getting PMcD> down-stat lately. Squirrelle, for example. And we haven't seen much PMcD> of Deeny lately. Unless this is remedied soon, I'm going to have to PMcD> start assigning conditions of POWER to the offenders and you know PMcD> what happens then? All those copies of SCAMIZDAT that you once read PMcD> in baffled bemusement will start making sense.

Shit. If only I had applied the Panty Tech earlier. I did a self Sec-Check while wearing The Panties. Here is the result, using the ARS QUICK SEC CHECK TECH:

<Auditor (Self)>: Are you sufficiently counter-intentioning the Clams' Attention Units?

<SP (Self)>: Ummm, Uuhhh, Errrr... [F/Ning]

End of Session. Time was 2.3 sec. T/A 255.0

So, really, *not* wearing the panties was out-tech (or out-panties). I cogged, then I F/Ned, then it blew. Amazing! Pink is certainly my colour. What a win!

PMcD> And of course, some people will end up FAIR GAME, and you know what PMcD> that means, don't you?

PMcD> Your name will go onto the Scientology mailing list.

Aaargh! Please! No! I promise I'll post more, plus, I'll eat rice and chilli pork-rinds for 4 weeks to make amends. See? I've started already - I fart in your general direction as proof.

PS: I'd like to requisition from the Panty Control Officer, Lt Cmdr Sidaway, seven new pairs of pink frilly panties according to PI-38R, which explicitly quotes that "at least 7 pairs or what looks like 7 pairs of panties must on or in hand at all times."

Please?

The Squirrelle, [One-Point-One]

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