M192R - Scientology: Ultimate BrainF*ck

[M192R - Scientology: Ultimate BrainF*ck] Updated: 3-Jan-95 Repost: <a href="26/06/95">26/06/95</a>

I have to say it. I admire Scientology for one thing if nothing else. In all the religions and philosophies I have come across, the processes and training and structure and concepts in Scientology are the

U L T I M A T E in M I N D F U C K

that has ever hit this planet. I mean, the whole thing, church, RTC, founder, legends, reputation, people - all forms this massive organic mind conditioner.

Well apart from the crystal healers, the homeopathetics, the new age shamanism, win now/win later books, Scientology provides an answer for every damn thing. Want to learn? Study Tech. Want to run a business? WISE. Want some religion? Scientology. Want some psychological adjustment? Dianetics. Want to scram the opposition? CCHR. Want to get money? The Money Tapes. Feeling infested with unexplainable pains? OT3.

Ohhhhh, MiiiindFuuuuuck (Doh!)

I can feel the MindFuck urge coming on. The urge to fantasize about being someone else sometime else. The urge become an LRH clone and try and give psychological help to other people. The urge to parrot the party line of the RTC and Cof$. The urge to be a cultie and save the goddamn planet.

Ahhhhhh.

But I am over it now. I can sidestep the religious side by simply realising that there's no proof of life after death, and no god and no spirits. I can let slip the notion that my body has been sequestered by some roving spirits. I can quite easily dismiss the effort of being an amateur psychologist and wasting my and other peoples time. I will gladly be happy knowing I won't have some wierd cult knocking on my letterbox trying to sell me another flagstone on the great endless bridge to a gold plated freedom.

Etc.

I don't do drugs and I don't smoke and I don't drink and I don't sleep around and I work and I'm happy and I have kids and pets and a car and a CD and a TV and friends and ..................

Gee. It all sounds too good doesn't it! But, after all, a glance at the Scientology MindFuck makes me realize that life can be easy to live if you don't take simple values and make enormous and costly treks towards some sort of holy grail out of them.

If I can't remember past lives, why should I go looking for them? If I can happily operate in society, for what do I need endless books on betterment and mental adjustment? For what do I need training routines and 'exteriorization' techniques? Why should I let MindFuck turn me from being a stable individual into what is essentially a programmed-reality machine?

Scientologists feel pain, die of diseases, get run over by cars and whatever other wonders planet earth hands out to all and sundry. They aren't special, they just think they are - MindFuck Disease.

*sigh*

But MindFuck is such an attraction. New concepts! New people! New life philosophy!

So that's MindFuck for you. It Fucks your mind. And Scientology is the ultimate MindFuck, the best in the world.

S C I E N T O L O G Y F U C K S Y O U R M I N D

Purveyors of 18 carat plated MindFuck. MindFuck Meters, MindFuck Books, MindFuck Training. Class XII MindFucker Cert.

I can see the slogans now:

WHY LET PSYCHIATRY FUCK YOUR MIND? LET SCIENTOLOGY DO IT!

Of course, If the Pyschs already fucked your mind, the job is done and MindFuck Corps can't UnFuck a Fucked mind.

Yes, you too can realize your ultimate MindFuck potential with Scientology. And with that, they introduce you to WalletFuck(tm), a special scheme to maximize the MindFuck potential.

Add to that World Domination (WorldFuck) and Psychiatry Abolition (PsychFuck) and you have a powerful force ... for something.

Fuck that!

The Squirrelle, [One-Point-One]

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