M588 - ARS Medication

[M588 - ARS Medication]

I notice all we critics/SPs are accused of being psych-enslaved pill poppers by the anti-everything Scientologists. Here are a few we know of...

FROM SQUIRELLAB, where all good drugs are made:

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        Trade Name: SCAMIZDAT
     Chemical Name: SCAMYL WIERDRINE
       Indications: Cults who think their Shit doesn't stink.
Contra-indications: Look out for lawyers in the pay of the cult.
  Pill Description: Black Pill, bitter to the taste for Scientologists.
             Notes: Has a deterrent effect on non-scienos.
          Warnings: Could laugh yourself to death.  Limit doses.
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        Trade Name: PANTIVERE
     Chemical Name: VERAS UNWASHED PANTIES
       Indications: Constant whining about the EFF and Dennis Erlich.
Contra-indications: Taking her seriously.
  Pill Description: Flat except when worn, usually white but can be
                    coloured - especially during use. One size fits all.
             Notes: Offensive.
          Warnings: Beware of apparent concern for enemies.
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        Trade Name: OSAMILNE
     Chemical Name: OSA PR OP
       Indications: Spam
Contra-indications: More Spam
  Pill Description: Brown, full of shit.
             Notes: Keep in the dark.
          Warnings: Waste of time asking questions.
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        Trade Name: WOODYL
     Chemical Name: None.  No substance.  Placebo.
       Indications: Frequent, messy dribbling.
Contra-indications: Timewasting.
  Pill Description: Round, Transparent, Hollow.
             Notes: Note that WOODYL is an extract of Idiot, ie,
                    what you have left when you remove the Idiot.
          Warnings: Consult Killfile.
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        Trade Name: CULTONIL
     Chemical Name: alt.religion.scientology
       Indications: Scientology still exists.
Contra-indications: Attracts typical witless cult member.
  Pill Description: Daily injection (100kb)
             Notes: Spread far and wide for best result.
          Warnings: Possible Brain Haemorrage in cult members.
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Er, any more medications for a.r.s, people?    I''m sure the
creative minds can work up a few more!

PRESCRIPTIONS:

Tony Sidaway and Peter (Cool as Fuck) McDermott each a double dose of 
PANTIVERE daily.

Since WOODYL is a placebo, everyone take all you want but be sure to 
fart afterwards.

The rest of us, CULTONIL twice daily, and SCAMIZDAT when you can get it.


The Squirrelle, [One-Point-One]

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