Cancer eradication?

And I quote:

"Cancer has been eradicated by auditing out conception and mitosis"

-The Phatman from "History of Man" Chapter 3

Yeah, right. What was that you said a few pages earlier?

"Scientology addresses only the spirit, it is not medicine and does not replace competent medical treatment. If you are physically ill you will be sent to a competent medical practitioner PRIOR (emphasis mine) to receiving spiritual counseling from a Minister of the Church of Scientology"

Can anyone say "cognitive dissonance"?

1) Both clams, excuse me, claims are fraudulent; that of cancer's eradication and that of their non-medical claim.

2) What was a cancer patient doing being audited anyways? I thought they had to have that taken care of PRIOR to auditing.

-- Sri Changiana Saar, Merchant of Chaos, SP2 Crown Supplier to the Knights of Xenu

"I am afraid their [Scientology's] claim of teaching 1.5 million children in South Africa to read is just another fabrication." - Johan Klopper, Second Secretary, South African Embassy. Clamspores! Exploding Barnacles! Piltdown Man Engrams!

"Regardless if someone is present or not, if that person has a vested interest in lying, he or she will lie" -Chris Miller