Re: I am a Cultist!

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Modemac (modemac@netcom.com) wrote:
> And damn proud of it, too!  As I have said many times before, I am an 

> ordainined minister of the Church of the SubGenius - the GREATEST of the 

> thousand-and-one One True Religions infesting this great wide world.



I, too, am a cultist wannabe. I wait in patient slack for my Bob
Dobbs "Slack" pamphlet to plop through my letterbox, having months
ago sent off my buck. But I know that "Bob", in his infinite wisdom,
tests my slack zeal by allowing me to endure this delay before
enlightenment, and with each passing day I feel my natural slack
level rise.

In the meantime, I devote myself to Great Works in the name of "Bob",
in order that True Slack may be mine when He ordains that it should
be so. It is in the pursuit of this that I join the ranks of those
who are proud to call themselves ARS Cultists, and who have been
recognised as such by none other than Robert "The Shovel" Marcus,
Cultist Expert and Definitely Slack d00d.

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Steve (SP2)

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