TELL SCIENTOLOGISTS ABOUT THIS NEWSGROUP!By modemac@netcom.com (Modemac)Tue, 16 May 1995 20:38:30 GMT Fellow SPs! I have received a REVELATION! "Bob" has spoken to me, and he has told me what we should do! Rod Keller's message noting the omission of this newsgroup from Freedom magazine made me realize just HOW afraid the CoS is of its members reading this newsgroup, and consequently learning the TRUTH about the organization... ...or at least learning of the existence of the Free Zone. The so-called "church" of Scientology is trying to hide the existence of this newsgroup from its own members. THEY KNOW THAT IF SCIENTOLOGISTS READ THIS NEWSGROUP, THEY WILL LEARN THE TRUTH. WE MUST LET THEM KNOW THAT WE ARE HERE! We must reach past the line of defense that Milne, Vera, Talbot, and Woody are trying to hold. Bring the word of alt.religion.scientology to the REAL WORLD! Print pamphlets praising this newsgroup and get them to the Scientologists! Insert them into the copies of "Dianetics" and "What Is Scientology?" in your local library. Drop by your local Org, browse, and drop off a few pieces of literature! Make sure the pamphlets appeal to the responses that have been programmed into Scientologists: make them want to read this group to LEARN ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY. Sample Pamphlet: SCIENTOLOGISTS! The Internet is reaching into everyone's lives, and YOU can be a part of it! Read alt.religion.scientology, the Usenet newsgroup devoted to the discussion of Scientology! Learn about the history of your Church, and readabout the life of L. Ron Hubbard! Hear of the fabulous WINS being gained every day! SEE Scientology in action! And best of all...IT'S FREE! All you have to pay is the signup fee to your local Internet service provider. It's a form of "cyber-auditing," which you can undertake at ANY TIME - and which will truly advance you towards a new state of mind that will allow you to CLEAR yourself of all outside control! Come join us on the Net! [Of course, your version of the pamphlet can be much better written than this. But you should get the idea.] -- +---------------------------------------+ | Reverend Modemac (modemac@netcom.com) | +-------------+ "There is no black and white." +------------+ | First Online Church of "Bob," A Subfaction of the Excremeditated | | Congregation of the Overinflated Head of L. Ron Hubbard | +------------------------------------------------------------------+ FINGER modemac@netcom.com for a FREE SubGenius Pamphlet!
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