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Re: Purpose of the EFF

By Vera Wallace
16 May 1995 06:58:45 GMT

dcs@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM (David C Smith) wrote: >-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
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>In article <3p38tt$77u@mars.earthlink.net>,
>Vera Wallace wrote:
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>>I have looked at EFF's web site and have read their purpose. However,
>>even if they defend "fair use" they still must do it in a way which is
>>consistent witht he rules governing non-profit organizations. They
>>cannot do it, in my reading of 501(c)3 of the IRS code, by setting up a
>>bank account for a private individual and giving him the money for his
>>private use in a lawsuit. This amounts to inurement IMHO.
>>
>Hi again Virulena,
>
>Looks like Helena's at the keyboard now.. Know any good lawyer
>jokes? ;-)
>>
You are a bit mixed up there boy. Where did you came up with this lame brained idea?

But...if you insist this is the only attorney joke I know:

There were three people in a room, a lawyer, an engineer and a mathmetician. When asked how many windows in the room, the mathmetician replied, "Exactly three."

The engineer replied, "Approximately three."

And the attorney when asked, went around, pulled all the shades down over the windows and then asked in a hushed tone, "How many do you want there to be?"

Vera